What is your favourite quotation?

[Waz77]

"About as funny as woodworm in a cripples crutch"

 

[TomT3]

New one Ive seen today in Anglers mail- if it flies, floats or fornicates-always rent it

 

[bowji john]

Allegedly seen on a grave stone

''Beneath this sod lies another''

 

[ColinJ]

Never trust a hippy - Malcolm McLaren, Great Rock n Roll Swindle.

 

[VSS]

Roald Dahl, towards the end of his life:

"My candle burns at both ends,
it will not last the night,
but ah, my friends! and oh, my foes! -
it sheds a lovely light!"

 

[Yorkshire Sparky]

Presumption is the mother of all **** ups.

 

[Fosbery Holster]

Necessity is the mother of invention.

 

[reloader54]

cleanliness is next to godliness.
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,
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but only in the Irish dictionary.

 

[Yorkshire Sparky]

Shy kids get no sweets.

 

[AN DU RU FOX]

Teas out!

 

[Bavarianbrit]

I worked with downs syndrome adults for 4 years in the 70"s, one 24 year old in my class said to me (imagine how they speak) "Mr Freestone Mr Freestone people think i"m daft but i"ll never have to work, ha ha ha".
Love it & will never forget it.

 

[hairlesshunter]

Who the f*+k do you think you are lol

 

[ukhunter2017]

A member of Parliament to Benjamin Disraeli:

'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.'

That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

 

[James0586]

I seen a sign once that said
“This car goes faster than a smack heads giro”

It made me chuckle

 

[geoshot]

If you were my husband I'd give you poison
If you were my wife I'd drink it

Attributed to a spat between Lady Astor & Sir Winston Churchill, but probably much older than either of them, still a good'un though

 

[reloader54]

I seen a sign once that said
“This car goes faster than a smack heads giro”

It made me chuckle

was it a mitsubishi EVO?
a mate had one with that on the back. and with 535 hp on tap it was pretty accurate.

 

[2434me]

!Those who were seen to be dancing,
Were considered stupid by those who could not hear the music"

 

[James0586]

was it a mitsubishi EVO?
a mate had one with that on the back. and with 535 hp on tap it was pretty accurate.

No it was a Fiat punto with a boy racer exhaust and alloys to big for the wheel arch and a go faster stripe up the middle.....

Ooh nearly forgot there was an ASBO driving it as well.....

 

[Uncle Buck]

As versatile as a Swiss Army knife.

 

[Chanty Wrassler]

Si vis pacem para bellum