What is your favourite quotation?

[Old melv]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
My favourite.

 

[Zephyrjim]

Sexy as a bath full of soapy kylie's....

Mr mills

 

[plonker]

If i fell in a barrel of t!ts i would come up sucking my thumb!

Opinions are like ar$e holes, everybody has one and some stink!
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OOPS JUST TEAD THE TITLE

 

[jimmy milnes]

It's not the years in your life but the life in your years
Can't remember who's quote it is though to give them credit

 

[User00025]

"If you are right you can afford to apologise , if you are wrong you can't afford not to."My old man.
After a slap for being naughty "Do you want another one". Or "I'll box your ears my lad" My old lady.

 

[reloader54]

"Do you know what Nemesis means?"

 

[enfieldspares]

King George: “A Boss gun, a Boss gun, bloody beautiful, but too bloody expensive!”.

 

[splash]

Your sisters Ripe and the pickers are here !
James Stewart

 

[Tagoat]

If you find yourself in a hole, do stop digging ....

 

[Hereford]

‘blind man on a galloping horse be happy with that’ - my dear dad

‘if his brains were dynamite he wouldn’t have enough to blow his hat off’ - dad again

‘that fits as nicely as a stocking on a chickens lip’ - mech. eng. term in the signals

 

[reloader54]

"Successive British governments seem to want everybody to end up as a clone of everybody else,, as a tea total, non smoking,left wing,politically correct pacifist, poofta ****ing vegetarian,,,,,
well that wasn't the kind of brit that conquered half the bloody world two centuries ago."

Sir Guy Wallace.

 

[Fosbery Holster]

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me..........our lass just now !

 

[Freeforester]

Nancy Astor (first female politician in Britain): I married beneath me: all women do.
Nancy Astor: An empty taxi drove up Downing Street,and stopped outside No10; the door opened, and out stepped Attlee...

Your sisters Ripe and the pickers are here !
James Stewart

Couple of laddo's giving it some banter over the whatsapp when one was on holiday while the other was stuck in Blighty-

The Spanish holidayer: mate, its just like yer mum here, 36 and f'ing hot!

The British stranded: Mate, its 18 here, and soaking wet, just like your sister....

 

[enfieldspares]

"Successive British governments seem to want everybody to end up as a clone of everybody else,, as a tea total, non smoking,left wing,politically correct pacifist, poofta ****ing vegetarian,,,,,
well that wasn't the kind of brit that conquered half the bloody world two centuries ago."

Sir Guy Wallace.

Sir Guy Wallace? Clearly at the back of the class during history lessons then!

Gordon of Khartoum, Cecil Rhodes, Lord Kitchener, T E Lawrence to name just a handful.

 

[Warren79]

Why ruin a good story with the truth!

 

[Cottis]

Only one careful owner....

Similar to - Aircon just needs a re-gas. Right.....

 

[long_range_rob]

It’s better to be silent and considered a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Anon

 

[bally]

If you dont like it clock off and go away in jerking motions

 

[Robek1980]

You either do it right or you don't start it at all ... my dad

 

[John Gryphon]

I will use this as a quotation courtesy of Paul + Art.

"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls"