What is your favourite quotation?

[glasshalffull]

Less of the negative waves Moriarty

 

[slider]

Stay at home!

 

[martyn52]

I’d sooner s**t in my hands and clap like a seal than agree to that.

 

[CarlW]

"We're not here to fook spiders..."

 

[willowbank]

My favourite and it’s about right......

“Believe nothing of what you hear and only half of what you see”

Willowbank

 

[reloader54]

Ellen Ripley: I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them ****ing each other over for a goddamn percentage

 

[tusker]

I,m not scared of dying..... but frightend to death of not living.
Tusker

 

[VSS]

Donald Trump on Coronavirus:
"There's people dying who've never died before."

 

[willowbank]

Donald Trump on Coronavirus:
"There's people dying who've never died before."

Did he really say that?

 

[reloader54]

Did he really say that?

False claim: Trump said âpeople are dying who have never died beforeâ

Numerous viral posts on social media make the claim that President Donald Trump said, “People are dying who have never died before”. ( <a href="https://twitter.com/kenolin1/status/1240372932364439552">here</a> ; <a...

www.reuters.com

 

[plonker]

More meat on a chickens lip! (Son is skinny)
My sons nan

 

[bogtrotter]

My old man.
After a slap for being naughty "Do you want another one".

Did your old man have a bike? Think we had the same father.

 

[Primate]

It's like p***ing in bed awake.

 

[User00035]

When God made man the devil was at his elbow. A creature that can do anything. Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine. And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.

CORMAC MCCARTHY, Blood Meridian​

 

[User00025]

Did your old man have a bike? Think we had the same father.

Nope, he had a Lancaster, but he flew East, not North. Although........

 

[Cottis]

Measure twice, cut once.

 

[Pedro]

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx

 

[Rusty Gate]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible so n so... me. -- Brick Top

 

[Fosbery Holster]

Nope, he had a Lancaster, but he flew East, not North. Although........

Apparently my dad had a motorbike and went north south east and west......

 

[Freeforester]

'Never in the field of human communications
Has so much been lost to so many, by so few'

-Freeforester, on the hysterical reporting of the Covid-19 outbreak by the mainstream media, March 28th, 2020