What is your favourite quotation?

[camodog]

If you're gonna act like a t"#t, wear a funny hat ! Anon.

 

[johndeere]

"Lies, damned lies, and statistics"

 

[The Singing Stalker]

If your looking for sympathy, it‘s in the dictionary between sex and syphilis.

 

[Dodder]

Another from Groucho Marx:

'Marriage is a great institution - but who the hell wants to live in an institution!'

But my favourite has to be our Winston with the iconic:

'Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few'

Bloody awesome!

 

[Scotty99]

"I resign......I don't want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx

 

[kes]

Rules are for the observance of fools and the guidance of wise men.
“I am easily satisfied with the very best.” -the Great Man - WSC.
If a jobs worth doing its worth doing well - Dad (and no doubt others).

 

[Skietindiekop]

Another from Groucho Marx:

'Marriage is a great institution - but who the hell wants to live in an institution!'

But my favourite has to be our Winston with the iconic:

'Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few'

Bloody awesome!

Love is blind and marriage is an institution

Who would want to live in an institution for the blind?

 

[tozzybum]

"Lay me down in the cold hard ground, where many more have have gone before "from sgt McKenzie.What an epitaph.
And of course that immortal 1, "your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off " Mr Caine doing what he does best.
And my drill instructor, "get the f... off my parade square like sh.. off a silver shovel you orrible little man "

 

[Ade C]

Their full of "**** and vinager"

 

[Ade C]

Their full of "pi$$and vinager"

 

[Mossypaw]

Sit on it ! ( Arthur Fonzarelli )

 

[B&W FOX]

Every action has a reaction

 

[hunter243]

'we know it will be hard, we expect it to be long' (just what was Winston referring to?).

 

[reiver]

“I can only psis with the cock I have got”
A old stone mason
And
‘If you can put up with the pain I can put up with the siht “ Oscar wild

 

[alberta boy]

A mind is like a parachute , it only works when it's open .
Frank Zappa

If a Moose looks to far away through a 4 power scope , it probably is .

You don't need a more powerful scope , you need closer Moose

My Old Man

 

[hughsurrey]

Rules and regulations are the last hiding place of the incompetent man

and

Live respected and die regretted.

 

[Yorkie]

Hi
Could well be urban myth but I like them anyway.
Attributed to Sir Winston Churchill.

'I like Pigs. Dogs look up to us and Cats look down on us but Pigs look on us as equals'.

I cut and pasted the following for accuracy.

Bessie Braddock MP: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.”

WSC: “Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow
I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.”

 

[SamHuntVic]

Try to learn something new every day.
Grant.

 

[tusker]

Just like a Gypoe,s dog ..........all rib and cock. (my son discribed a few years ago.
Tusker

 

[flatliner]

Beware the quiet man. For while others speak, he watched. And while others act, he plans. And when they finally rest… he strikes.