What is your favourite quotation?

[JockStalk]

“The jury finds the defendant not guilty”

 

[RichardAllen]

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians

 

[RichardAllen]

“You couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat”
My shooting buddy Adam

 

[RichardAllen]

You couldn’t hit a barn from the inside

 

[243 Stalker]

Never check the depth with both feet.

ATB and stay safe 243 Stalker.

 

[Oh6]

"If he comes, roll right and keep shooting until we run out of bullets."

My best mate, Chris, to me.

Sounds like there might be an interesting story around that quote!

 

[RichardAllen]

A little more seriously I do like this one:

“Experience is knowledge
Knowledge is confidence
Confidence is success
And they all go together
In that order”
Andy Bassich

 

[Scapegoat]

Favourite tee shirt slogan from my mountain-biking days "If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

 

[Scapegoat]

My lad got a summer job at an abattoir. One day he managed to slice his forearm with his boning knife. The boss looked at it and said "I've got a bigger hole in the end of my cock." (It took three stitches and a course of antibiotics....)

 

[Norfolk Horn]

Measure twice, cut once.

You may right but I thought it was measure thrice but the principle is the same

 

[Norfolk Horn]

Redirect Notice

Not a quote but a poem

 

[jimmy milnes]

Your like lightning with that hammer

Never strike twice in the same place....

 

[rms364]

His cleveralities exceeded his capabilities...

 

[Bavarianbrit]

Hi
Could well be urban myth but I like them anyway.
Attributed to Sir Winston Churchill.

'I like Pigs. Dogs look up to us and Cats look down on us but Pigs look on us as equals'.

I cut and pasted the following for accuracy.

Bessie Braddock MP: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.”

WSC: “Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow
I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.”

I thought that was of Lady Astor.

 

[jcampbellsmith]

His cleveralities exceeded his capabilities...

Like it. On a similar theme -

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Thanks

JCS

 

[Uncle Buck]

“Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gona get” !

 

[Uncle Buck]

“Can’t see the trees for the forest” !

 

[willowbank]

I dont know much, but I know what I like.

Meum dictum pactum

Heads I win, tails you lose

Dictum Meum Pactum .... even.

Favourites... Carpe Diem and Nil Desperandum

WB

 

[Turkish]

Two for the skimmers:


'There's no point in knowing the square root of a pickled onion, if you can't get the lid of the jar !!'
A put down to all of the 'Tefal head' techies from the engineers when the sh1t hits the fan.....

and for the morning after.......
'If you want to hoot with the owls, you need to learn to soar with the eagles. '

 

[Hereford]

“Can’t see the trees for the forest” !

Again me, to my then girlfriend, circa 1990