What is your favourite quotation?

[Bavarianbrit]

I promise I will not ::: in your M::::.

"You think I know feck nothing but I tell you I know feck all"! A quote from a german to english translator working at Ford Duntons tech centre 1978.

Overheard from a known Australian trickster working in our office in Ingolstadt 1979 "how long does it take to pass a eurocheque?" Answer from an essex boy co-worker "when did you eat it".

A comment by another essex boy while working at a GMs technical drawing meeting in Detroit with lot"s of top managers in attendance. "see this imaginary line here?".

 

[Hillside]

"It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease"!

"It's the willing horse that get's the heavy load"!

 

[rms364]

Who’s coat that jacket??

 

[rms364]

He’s that lucky he’ll fall in the river and come out with 2 salmon in his pockets....

 

[Uncle Buck]

“Is your glass half empty or half full” ?

 

[Uncle Buck]

On public transport (not in the present state of affairs)
“Go sit on the front seat at the back” !

 

[User00035]

Overheard between two ladies in a charity shop discussing a colleague:

"She's very reliable when she's here."

 

[Uncle Buck]

That one ain’t “playing with a full deck” !

 

[Uncle Buck]

“Up there for thinking (head)
Down there for dancing (feet)”

 

[waterford103]

Albert Einstein: The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

 

[AN DU RU FOX]

if its not broke don,t fix it, stop picking it or it will get worse,

 

[Uncle Buck]

A little different but in present situation
appropriate STAY SAFE ALL.

 

[camodog]

"This is going to hurt, you're not going to like it, and it won't be over quickly" !

 

[Lateral]

The quotation Chris at Swillington gave me for an R8, and Swarovski Z8i, almost had it, but the real favourite, would have to be the quotation he gave me for the K95 Stutzen

 

[Dalua]

Judge: Mr Smith! Are you trying to show contempt for this court?

F E Smtih: No, my lord; I am trying to conceal it.

 

[Yorkie]

I thought that was of Lady Astor.

Hi BB
You could well be right. Makes me smile anyway.

 

[Yorkie]

The following from Family Guy.

Son to Father after observing a Dolphin: 'Dad, what's the Blow Hole for?

Father to Son: 'I don't know, but I can tell you what it's not for and then I will tell you why I can never return to Seaworld'

 

[Yorkie]

My Mum when I was a little boy.

'Stop playing with it or you will go blind'.

Well I didn't and I didn't.

 

[Firefly]

‘Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.”

 

[bowji john]

I've heard this virus comes from china, so we've switched to paper plates