I have been advise that in my case the delays are quite deliberate
They do not wish to issue a variation for anything above 30 cal
Their tactic is to quite deliberately delay proceedings
I've been advised to expect a 'random' inspection as they hope to catch me out on some minor infraction
I've also been advised to leave them alone - not pester, as at some stage the delay will look bad on their stats (that they must report upon)
The woman who is dealing with my variation is apparently the worst there is at D & C for a reluctance to be helpful
Apparently our best weapons are logic, tight paper work and patience
I've been led to believe that quoting the HO guidance doesn't help as they are entitled to use it merely as guidance
Like in any negotiation it pays to understand the other sides motives and weaknesses (the monkey on their back) and play them accordingly
In my case it is impatience; in theirs it is the need to justify long delays to their superiors
Always keen to turn adversity to advantage, perhaps it is time to set up permanent guidance (based on personal experiences) to aid the unfortunate traveler ''heading east in search of knowledge''
Or in this case - trying to get their variations sorted
