Best dog names you’ve come across

[Alantoo]

I was going to call our first Springer "Inga"...But she named herself on the first day we had her...she ran into and then back out of a pile of Holly twigs and leaves and I was convinced she would take her eyes out...

A couple of years later when I first went beating with her I discovered every other Springer was called Holly, Bracken or Bramble....but they all answered to Oi!

Alan

 

[1894]

I'd like a pair - Zed and Gee. I draw the line at forty and seven though.

 

[willie_gunn]

The dogs we've had as pups have all been named after deer - Fallow, Sika, Brock(et), Sam(bar)....and the next one will be (Bara)Singha.

Our neighbour's dogs have all been named after things their (now no longer) young son said that started with the letter T.......Toast, Timber, Trip, Tucker

In our village we also have one of the most odd looking dogs I've seen - some kind of long haired whippet cross cocker. The poor thing bounds around with a tongue that almost hangs down to the floor and a skin condition that's left it with some large bald patches placed strategically over its body. That aside, it's one of the most affectionate and characterful dogs I know. It's name......Baldrick.

 

[Millerich]

A friend had a very fat rescue boxer he named Trex and I’ve had a few cocker spaniels through work called Jarvis.

 

[Rusty Gate]

As it states just wondering the best and funniest dogs names, have a mate with a miniature pincer called Dave but in a very thick geordie accent.
then there’s that posh chap with Fentern chasing the dear in a park.
there also seems to be a different list of names for posh peoples dogs and working class.

Always wanted a Dachshund lovely dogs even if a bit yappy..... ...... "Hounds-low"...
because he's a hound & kinda low

 

[Landy george]

I knew someone who had a springer called Nookie & a cat called Clit

 

[bogtrotter]

Local farmer has a collie dog called.....come here you feckin bastard.....repeated several times very loudly......l think it must be deaf or something.......

I have had several dogs with that same name.

 

[Klenchblaize]

"Come Back RED DOT!"

K

 

[Fosbery Holster]

I have had several dogs with that same name.

My old German wire has always been called “Cloth Ears” she has tempted fate on many an occasion.......but her nose was second to none !!

 

[Norfolk Horn]

My terrier is called Del as I got him from Essex and the bloke was a bit of a Del boy
My wife spells it with a double L, Dell which I understand is a wooded hollow

 

[Davee]

I had a mate with a great dane called Oznob -bonzo backwards- he only responded to commands in back-slang, except for FO, that got you a paw on each shoulder and a face wash.

 

[Stalker62]

... a cat called Clit...

Because he could never find it...

 

[Tony Morgan]

Picking-up labs called Teabag and Toaster.

 

[Jon P]

I am picking a pup up on Friday, tempted to call it Fugly as I am not keen on it markings

 

[243 Stalker]

A lady came to the shoot with her new spaniel that she had named Scuttle, she could not understand why we all burst out laughing every time she told the dog to go back “Back Scuttle”. When she was eventually told the reason for our uncontrollable laughter the dogs name was suddenly shortened to Scut.

ATB 243 Stalker

 

[cjm1066]

We christened a fellow guns dog Fergie, that was in the late 80's. Watching the gun kneeling down in a field with a labrador circling at 50 yards holding a pheasant, was hilarious. It was soon decided that the dog was as obedient as Fergie.

 

[Ade8mm]

We have two cockers one called Ronnie, I suggested to the wife we call the other one Reggie. Needless to say I got voted down.

We also inherited a Springer (now dead) that was called Snoop (dog) though a better name for him would have been Swing-bin ( greedy b'stard would steal and eat anything).

 

[nicowilson]

I've always thought that Woodcock would make a great name for a badly behaved dog in the beating line.

Then when the dog misbehaves and the owner shouts WOODCOCK then all the guns would start looking for the woodcock coming through.

 

[Alantoo]

I've always thought that Woodcock would make a great name for a badly behaved dog in the beating line.

Then when the dog misbehaves and the owner shouts WOODCOCK then all the guns would start looking for the woodcock coming through.

Trouble is, like the boy that cried “Wolf!” people would catch on a bit quick.

It is only the people who have half a hope of getting their dogs back that you hear a lot from. Those with perfect dogs, or those with totally uncontrollable ones who wish to be thought of as perfect dog owners, tend to keep quiet and just hope nobody spots their dog is in the next county.

Allegedly.

Alan

 

[unicorn71]

My wife’s gwp is called Heidi but only answers to wiggle when she’s not terrorising the locals , but my favourite was my son who at the age of 8 named his ferret Bobby cheesecake !! I blame the parents