Sometimes an image can instantly transport the viewer to a different place and a different time
Where does it take you?
Where does it take you?
Who has experienced these?
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A campsite near Lake Nakuru, Kenya 1995, if only it was as clean as that picture..
Nor did your boots I'm guessing ......
France but don't tell Pine Martin I said that..
They are not openCurry house in bradford
Boots and pants all fine. There was quite bit of force as it were.......... Just had too make sure there was no chance of a ricochet off the wall in my direction
That was par for the course was it not?
Right hand for eating, left hand for 'rear guard excavations'
Foxyboy43
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Boulogne - a restaurant where I ordered steak with “ancient blue cheese”. We could hear the cheese in the sodding kitchen trying to get out and to my delight it was lovely BUT half an hour later it was definitely not. The WC was next to the kitchen and had a curtain which stopped about waist level so from my “position” I could see and smell everything going out of the kitchen. I thought the world had fallen out of my bottom. Still - very many years I still love can tolerate blue cheese but defo not with steak!
A bientot mes amis et apres steak avec fromage ancienne - la deluge. Merde!!!
A bientot mes amis et apres steak avec fromage ancienne - la deluge. Merde!!!
I was in Sharm Airport going home for a week and from behind one of the bog doors was an English voice...
Can any one help me....?
What is the problem?
I have messed my self with the ***** and there is no paper in here...
Hold on I will be back, so I talk my way back past through the x ray machines and found the mangers office flanked by two police men with their hands on their pistols!!
I spoke to him in Arabic ( good start) then English explaining there was no paper in the toilets, he shrugged his shoulders! so I asked him is this Sharm el Sheik International Airport with no toilet paper in a raised voice.
He got on the radio and I was escorted out to see a cleaning trolley going past, I grabbed a roll of paper went back to find the bloke still waiting and chucked it over the door.
And left before he came out lol
That gets the ''dit of the day'' award
(''Salty Dits'' - good mariners stories - much like stories around the camp fire in Africa - they are precious and greatly appreciated))
Can we start a ''Dit of the Day'' ???? as its own topic
Just a thought
Just a thought
want one more?
enfieldspares
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France in Paris in various cafes and restaurants. I wish I were there now...although obviously not actually one of these lavatories but there in general.
Stalker1962 dropping his coffee out the H seat can't count
Yup @Stalker1962 already having won the dit of the year award on the basis that what he has already submitted has entertained us to a point that that he is overwhelmingly in the lead
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