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Pan drippings from a roasted gosling,even better.beef fat and jelly or bacon fat - hot with rough cut bread.![]()
I also read that you leave a pack in the garage or shed not even rats or mice will eat it. As kids we were fed, Summer county margarineI was told by a friend who researched margarine at University that margarine was one molecule away from Tupperware or paint, it was originally formulated to put fat on the Turkeys, pre Christmas. Unfortunately the turkeys started to fall over, so they took it off the feed ration. It was then sold to the public as the healthy alternative to butter, poly saturated fats, nice! Now I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I never touched the stuff since. Oh yeah, & she also reckoned that if you take the lid off a tub & place it in your garage, if you go back years later, skim the top off, it remains perfectly edible, & unchanged. Just like plastic.
To your point about margarine being one molecule away from butter,. Common salt (the stuff you put on chips) is one atom away from being either a metal that bursts into flames on contact with water or a gas that will poison youI was told by a friend who researched margarine at University that margarine was one molecule away from Tupperware or paint, it was originally formulated to put fat on the Turkeys, pre Christmas. Unfortunately the turkeys started to fall over, so they took it off the feed ration. It was then sold to the public as the healthy alternative to butter, poly saturated fats, nice! Now I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I never touched the stuff since. Oh yeah, & she also reckoned that if you take the lid off a tub & place it in your garage, if you go back years later, skim the top off, it remains perfectly edible, & unchanged. Just like plastic.
I also heard that the fat & oils in Fish & Beefsteak & butter actually break down the cholesterol deposits in your body left by Margarines, but the reality is, its better to die of something you enjoy doing, than something you dont. My mum used to make Butter from a Jersey & Gurnsey cows she milked, Heidi & Glitter, she made cottage cheese as well, the whey water was saved, some caraway seeds added & fermented, & made sourdough bread. Thursdays was baking day, hot bread with lashings of melting butter on top. The butter was a deep golden colour, with little drops of whey water in it & salt crystals. More like a clotted cream, she used an old Lister milk separator to get the cream off before churning & patting. We didn't know it at the time, took it for granted, but although we not exactly rich we were living in paradise. My dad used to say bread is just the carrier for the butter, he lived to a ripe old age of 88.I also read that you leave a pack in the garage or shed not even rats or mice will eat it. As kids we were fed, Summer county margarine.
I remember the lister milk separater only used a couple of times a year when cream was needed. I milked a herd of Guernseys for several years. It was great to take a can of their milk home every day. Sadly as children we lived in a council house and my late dear old mum was one of the worst cooks in the world only surpast by my late mother in law who could get crackling on a roast chicken.I also heard that the fat & oils in Fish & Beefsteak & butter actually break down the cholesterol deposits in your body left by Margarines, but the reality is, its better to die of something you enjoy doing, than something you dont. My mum used to make Butter from a Jersey & Gurnsey cows she milked, Heidi & Glitter, she made cottage cheese as well, the whey water was saved, some caraway seeds added & fermented, & made sourdough bread. Thursdays was baking day, hot bread with lashings of melting butter on top. The butter was a deep golden colour, with little drops of whey water in it & salt crystals. More like a clotted cream, she used an old Lister milk separator to get the cream off before churning & patting. We didn't know it at the time, took it for granted, but although we not exactly rich we were living in paradise. My dad used to say bread is just the carrier for the butter, he lived to a ripe old age of 88.
We kept goats when I was a youngster. There was masses of thick white cream on the milk which made great butter. The taste depended entirely on what the goats have been eating. Ivy made for horrendously strong milk. The sweetest taste was when we took them for a walk up the lane on leads in spring and let them browse thick grass and fresh vegetation on the banks by the side of the road. The milk that evening was sumptuous stuff.I quite like goat butter myself![]()
Pork or beef dripping on toastPan drippings from a roasted gosling,even better.
There are no alternatives...only butter butters.