C'est L'Afrique - JDWI

Stalker62

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If you haven't already done so, it's worth a read...

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But that is not the reason for the post.


I said (everyone who has been, has said), make as many plans as you like, it all goes to shite, and Africa always wins.

We are due in Africa for May. Cull hunt. Cheap (everything is relative) and cheerful.

And so, on the way home from our very, very last ever Safari last year, we booked this bugger.

Deposits paid and flights booked - fcuk it, I'm in. In any event, my kids do not need three square meals a day - fat little bastards - do them good to go without.



Our PH makes contact earlier this month. For reasons beyond his control, our intended destination is now scrubbed, but he is working to get us somewhere 'local'. By 'local' I think he means within the same sovereign country..
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OK. It's all good. It's still Africa.


Then this morning a text from these fcukers..

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"Your flight (bought and paid for) is cancelled. We have put you on another one. Please log in to confirm your acceptance".

Long short. I get locked out of the BA App. (for 24 hours apparently).

I take Mrs. S62's advice and phone their 'help line'.

"We are extremely busying at the moment and will not be answering your call" - then a dialing tone as the AI for BA hangs up on me.

Not even a, "
Your call is really important to us. Please continue to hold. You are 29th in the queue".

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Bastards!


Why do we bother?

It's rhetorical - especially if you have been fortunate enough to have made it out there. But what a huge pain in the arse, and it's still not until next year!

As the younger generation would say JDWI...

Speaking of the younger generation, I would complain to the kids but they are bleating on about how hungry they are ...

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Sometimes, I really wonder whether you should get out of bed in the morning with your luck!

I was going to suggest binning a trip to the dark continent and going for the Iceland adventure instead.......then when I saw all the destruction wrought by the latest earthquakes and potential volcanic activity, I did wonder whether you were already there......:rofl:
 
I am sure it will sort itself out. You could obtain a copy of TinTin in the Congo ( preferably in French ) to keep you amused whilst waiting for BA to answer although it may be a banned publication now!
 
I was going to suggest binning a trip to the dark continent and going for the Iceland adventure instead.......then when I saw all the destruction wrought by the latest earthquakes and potential volcanic activity, I did wonder whether you were already there...
Rude.🥺

Funny thing.

Iceland is on the 'bucket list - great place to see the Northern Lights and beautiful scenery as witnessed in this film.

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Right then.

23 minutes on the phone to Mumbai, and I think, I am now on the correct return flight (will check the app. tomorrow when my sin bin expires) and they now know I am taking a rifle.

I had forgotten, until a flurry of activity from my travelling companions this evening, that you have to give BA the 'heads up', the you are travelling with firearms.

It's only a plains game Safari. It's meant to be cheap. We have already had our destination moved, but that does mean there may be other species on offer...:-|. Buffalo you say?

I can't afford a fing Buffalo.

Next summer is a long way off. Still time for those numbers to come up...


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Better safe than sorry.

I have plumped for the .416...

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It lives in the UK, but its home is in Africa...


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Oh I can’t F’ing wait for the next episode.
Best of luck.

PS,
When I went to Namibia, bar a couple of undignified races through various airport terminals and barging through some very long queues everything worked perfectly.
 
I do understand. It’s not just Africa. Brother and I were scheduled to come over to Scotland (again) in 2020. Had made the trip a couple times so thought we had some grasp of the exact when where and hows
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First heads up was an inexplicable cancel of the rental car. Then an email from American Airlines on behalf of BA. “Your inbound flight is still scheduled as planned, however, your outbound flight route has been canceled, as has your flight, and there are no alternative flights to rebook”. To top it off, during that time frame the COVID protocols were evolving/mutating on a daily basis.

Finally just quit fighting, canceled it all and began planing for 2021.
 
Fing BA!

Got a reply back at 02:17 hours this morning.

The short version:-

"I'm sorry to disappoint you but we're unable to assist you through this email channel" - which by the way, is the Customer Relations Channel!

This email then give the details of the BA 'portal' where I can 'live chat'...

OK. I'm game.


Go the other BA 'portal' and begin my 'live chat'...

"Can you confirm I am booked onto BA flight XYZ?"

"Please confirm you wish to cancel your booking for BA flight XYZ"


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Fcuk, fcuk fcukity fcuk!



The last time we handed it all over to machines didn't go too well either...
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Have we learned nothing?

All I want is confirmation that I am on the flight (that they fing changed), for them to send me a paper ticket, (that I can hold in my hand)...

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That I can take to the airport, that I can hand to a person, who then puts me on the shagging plane, and hands me a massive G&T.

Is that really too much to ask?


Damn them and damn modernity...

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It reads …

Please give us your money

We particularly like package holiday people who buy flights in their millions and don’t cause any handling problems other than those associated with handling cattle

Please don’t ask to carry anything that might get caught up in a woke filter

Please don’t ask to be treated as an individual- we have honed our business model along the lines of a high speed abattoir- as those customers don’t complain- at least not for long!
 
Fing BA!

Got a reply back at 02:17 hours this morning.

The short version:-

"I'm sorry to disappoint you but we're unable to assist you through this email channel" - which by the way, is the Customer Relations Channel!

This email then give the details of the BA 'portal' where I can 'live chat'...

OK. I'm game.


Go the other BA 'portal' and begin my 'live chat'...

"Can you confirm I am booked onto BA flight XYZ?"

"Please confirm you wish to cancel your booking for BA flight XYZ"


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Fcuk, fcuk fcukity fcuk!



The last time we handed it all over to machines didn't go too well either...
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Have we learned nothing?

All I want is confirmation that I am on the flight (that they fing changed), for them to send me a paper ticket, (that I can hold in my hand)...

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That I can take to the airport, that I can hand to a person, who then puts me on the shagging plane, and hands me a massive G&T.

Is that really too much to ask?


Damn them and damn modernity...

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With your luck Stalker, I wouldn't get on the same plane as you if the trip was free. Thinking about it I'm willing to wager the pilot for your flight probably wouldn't get on either.
 
This is all very amusing but the subject of flying with BA (Bloody Awful) has been done to death on this site. I cannot fathom why anyone would even think it a good idea to even go on their website.
Tusker
 
Dunno quite why but as I have heard so many bad stories about ”the world’s (least favourite) airline” I cannot but think of a paddle-less trip up a certain creek….
Hope it all works out ok for you.
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