Supposed genuine Australian phrases nobody understands? True? Not True?

enfieldspares

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'A fair suck'
Short for 'a fair suck of the sauce bottle'. This is quite a new phrase, first coined by the now legendary ex-Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. It means 'a fair crack of the whip' or, basically, 'a fair go' at something.

'Carrying on like a pork chop'
Nice and simple, this one. If you're acting daft or a bit silly and an Australian bears witness, there's a strong possibility they'll later claim you were carrying on like a pork chop (you were being childish).

'Goon'
If you're 'getting the goon in', then you're responsible for buying a large box of cheap wine. 'Goon', as its name suggests, isn't exactly looked upon with too much regard.

'Dog's eye'
If you ask for a 'dog's eye' Down Under, you'll (hopefully) be given a pie. It's an example of their version of Cockney rhyming slang.

'A happy little vegemite'
The word entered the lexicon in this context via an ad for the stuff... f you see a couple of kids having fun splashing about in the sea you might say, 'have a look at those happy little Vegemites!

'Thongs'
Fans of uncomfortably revealing underwear can often be quite disappointed when they visit the likes of Melbourne, Adelaide and Sydney. It's a local term for flip-flops or sandals.

'Bogan'
Every country has a pejorative for an uncouth lower class of person with little or no social standing. In the UK you might call them 'chavs'. In the US it might be 'rednecks'. In Australia, the word is 'bogan'.

'Arvo'
An 'arvo' is an afternoon.

'Bushman’s handkerchief'
This humorous, if rather grim, term refers to the process of using the back of your hand or sleeve to wipe your nose, usually when a handkerchief or tissue is not available.

All the above were in today's Metro newspaper website.

Yet the one that I did know, yet they've not mentioned, is this below...which I hope SD Members can work out why with a little research. I am sure JG knows it! So no help just yet please John!

'Like leaving the porch light on for Howard Holt'
 
'A fair suck'
Short for 'a fair suck of the sauce bottle'. This is quite a new phrase, first coined by the now legendary ex-Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. It means 'a fair crack of the whip' or, basically, 'a fair go' at something.

'Carrying on like a pork chop'
Nice and simple, this one. If you're acting daft or a bit silly and an Australian bears witness, there's a strong possibility they'll later claim you were carrying on like a pork chop (you were being childish).

'Goon'
If you're 'getting the goon in', then you're responsible for buying a large box of cheap wine. 'Goon', as its name suggests, isn't exactly looked upon with too much regard.

'Dog's eye'
If you ask for a 'dog's eye' Down Under, you'll (hopefully) be given a pie. It's an example of their version of Cockney rhyming slang.

'A happy little vegemite'
The word entered the lexicon in this context via an ad for the stuff... f you see a couple of kids having fun splashing about in the sea you might say, 'have a look at those happy little Vegemites!

'Thongs'
Fans of uncomfortably revealing underwear can often be quite disappointed when they visit the likes of Melbourne, Adelaide and Sydney. It's a local term for flip-flops or sandals.

'Bogan'
Every country has a pejorative for an uncouth lower class of person with little or no social standing. In the UK you might call them 'chavs'. In the US it might be 'rednecks'. In Australia, the word is 'bogan'.

'Arvo'
An 'arvo' is an afternoon.

'Bushman’s handkerchief'
This humorous, if rather grim, term refers to the process of using the back of your hand or sleeve to wipe your nose, usually when a handkerchief or tissue is not available.

All the above were in today's Metro newspaper website.

Yet the one that I did know, yet they've not mentioned, is this below...which I hope SD Members can work out why with a little research. I am sure JG knows it! So no help just yet please John!

'Like leaving the porch light on for Howard Holt'
Reg o's
Whipper Snipper

 
'Like leaving the porch light on for Howard Holt'

It was Harold and he did the nut 'n' bolt.

There is a tonne of Australian slang. I'm partial to rhyming slang, but after 24 years living elsewhere, I sometimes forget if the slang I use is truly Australian in origin!

Anyway, here's a few I can think of:
  • Dead horse - tomato sauce. In Australia there is no such abomination as ketchup.
  • Noah - a shark, as in Noah's Ark.
  • Reg Grundys - undies, underpants. Reg Grundy was a well known Australian media owner and businessman.
  • Les Kiss - p*ss. Going for a Les. Les Kiss was a well known Australian rugby league player.
 
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'A fair suck'
Short for 'a fair suck of the sauce bottle'. This is quite a new phrase, first coined by the now legendary ex-Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. It means 'a fair crack of the whip' or, basically, 'a fair go' at something.
The real one is "fair suck of the sav" Sav being the slang for Saveloy sausage here and there. Sav also being slang for a blokes tool.
'Bushman’s handkerchief'
This humorous, if rather grim, term refers to the process of using the back of your hand or sleeve to wipe your nose, usually when a handkerchief or tissue is not available.
Its actually where one builds up pressure in the nose by placing one finger over one nostril then blowing like phuuk through the other in one good go. We are all good at it, learned from you lot.


Les Kiss - p*ss. Going for a Les. Les Kiss was a well known Australian rugby league player.
Snakes hiss is the go to one generally shortened EG "i`m off for a snakes"
 
The real one is "fair suck of the sav" Sav being the slang for Saveloy sausage here and there. Sav also being slang for a blokes tool.

Its actually where one builds up pressure in the nose by placing one finger over one nostril then blowing like phuuk through the other in one good go. We are all good at it, learned from you lot.
I thought that one was "the dustman's blow".
Snakes hiss is the go to one generally shortened EG "i`m off for a snakes"
 
Dry as a.....Pommies towel, referring to the one day a week bath, poms were notorious for
Dry as a.....nuns nasty, err referring to a
Prostitution..... described as hawking yer fork
Hes only got one oar in the water.....describing someone who isnt all that bright
One I saw was written in the dust on the back of a rubbish truck in Perth WA "satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back"

The aussies have a way with words
 
There's probably a tonne of regional variations.
And where used for political correctness also.
Dry as a WITCHES TIT.....Pommies towel, referring to the one day a week bath, poms were notorious for
Dry as a.....nuns nasty, err referring to a I`LL HAVE AN (NN) PASTIE ALSO WHEN ORDERING THE DOGS EYE WITH DEAD HORSE
Prostitution..... described as hawking yer fork
Hes only got one oar in the water.....describing someone who isnt all that bright
One I saw was written in the dust on the back of a rubbish truck in Perth WA "satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back"

The aussies have a way with words

THE SEPTIC TANK TRUCK...YOU DUMP WE PUMP emblazoned over the truck
 
Sparrows fart - early in the morning

Lower than a lizard drinking - rather low indeed, as in low-life, chap of poor character

Dryer than a dead dingos donger - quite dry

A few Roos loose in the top paddock - not all the mental faculty is present

Mad as a cut snake - angry

Boong - indigenous Australian. I had to ask and apparently it’s the noise they make when they hit the roo bars.
 
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