I suspect you see where this is going?
I have 470 litre Halfords Exodus car roof box to collect in the Amesbury area, I know, I know, you are not about to tell me anything that my wife already has not!

Oh, and I need it here in two weeks.

Now Amesbury is a long way from Sheffield, in one long journey that is, bit in a few shorter ones...
When I looks around the membership of this fine forum I suspect, in fact I know, this group of fine individuals would relish the chance to rise to such a challenge, well here it is.
People, friends, citizens, we have around 200 miles to cover but two weeks to do it.
As I said to the gent that I/we are collecting from earlier today regarding roof bars fitment etc, 'if it won't go on it, it might go in it!'
Also, incentives could well be on offer

Over to you!
I also suspect if there is a laugh to be had on a Friday night around here you might find it in this thread
I have 470 litre Halfords Exodus car roof box to collect in the Amesbury area, I know, I know, you are not about to tell me anything that my wife already has not!
Oh, and I need it here in two weeks.

Now Amesbury is a long way from Sheffield, in one long journey that is, bit in a few shorter ones...
When I looks around the membership of this fine forum I suspect, in fact I know, this group of fine individuals would relish the chance to rise to such a challenge, well here it is.
People, friends, citizens, we have around 200 miles to cover but two weeks to do it.
As I said to the gent that I/we are collecting from earlier today regarding roof bars fitment etc, 'if it won't go on it, it might go in it!'
Also, incentives could well be on offer
Over to you!
I also suspect if there is a laugh to be had on a Friday night around here you might find it in this thread