best moments of Olympics

Tom Daley 10 meter dive today. Maybe now people will now realise how our money is being wasted. He's talking about another 4 years of sponsor ship. Give it to someone more deserving.
 
Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back:1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"
 
The best bit for me will be when the damn games are over.. .. sick of turning on the TV and all you hear about is medal tables and semi naked men jumping off the high board.
Bah Humbug!
We are smashing it up over there which is just what our country needs right now.
After Brexit and the bloody Eu football fiasco, this is exactly what our country needs!
We should have a national holiday to welcome our sports people back home and celebrate their success.
These people are truly inspirational.
Britain will become GREAT once again!:british:
MS
 
I haven't watched, but I caught a news clip of Charlotte Dujardin after she won. I know that to the pure, all things are pure, but I think she should have thought twice before saying, "I had a really good ride and it's an incredible feeling,"
 
He won't have much success at stud...........

VALEGRO
AKA: BLUEBERRY
OWNER/S: ROWENA LUARD, ANNE BARROTT AND CARL HESTER
AGE: 14
SEX: GELDING
HEIGHT: 16.2hh
COLOUR: BAY
SIRE: NEGRO
DAM SIRE: GERSHWIN

What !!!!!.....the poor horse has got no balls....:doh:....Hugh...
 
It was said in our local paper a while ago that each medal will cost the country £8,000,000 :shock: How, why and by who I don't know, it didn't say.
 
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