Black Dog Men

[WalkedUp]

Was talking to my pal this evening about how many Black Dog Men there are in shooting. They can’t just say “well done” or “that’s a nice buck” etc:

Albert: Morning gents. Did I mention I’m working a black dog now?


Bert: That’s dog’s not very black, I’ve got a much blacker dog than that.


Charles:
Your dogs are both ok, but I put my very black bitch to the blackest stud and these pups are championship level black. I’ve been offered great money for them. No one has seen blacker pups than these.


Dave:
Well I don’t care much at all for this Modern Black, the last time I saw a proper black dog was in the late 1970s. My Butch, he was the blackest dog you have ever seen. The Duke of Wessex tried to buy him off of me he was that black. People now with all their modern gizmos trying to make a black dog. If you were taught back then by the proper old boys how to choose a black dog, you couldn’t go wrong. But Butch, he was a belter. The blackest dog you’ve ever seen.


Albert: Ok. Well, can I offer anyone another drink then?

Bert: Yes please. Lovely. But the good stuff, it doesn’t leave Porto…

Charles: Oh I certainly wouldn’t say no. If you want a nice glass of port however, there really is only one place…

 

[Malxwal]

 

[Pedro]

Trump: I have a black dog. It's the very blackest dog ever. There's never been a blacker dog. And it's American. All black dogs from outside America have 100% tariffs on them from today. I'm going to speak to my friend Vladimir Putin about this. I'm going to tell him that the black dogs he has are blacker than those that Zelenski has, and Zelenski should give Putin 20% of his black dogs to stop this war.

 

[Hod]

I’d share a photo of my black dog but she’s just so black they always turn out a bit meh.

 

[Malxwal]

I’d share a photo of my black dog but she’s just so black they always turn out a bit meh.

As per, looks decidedly off black. I'm not entirely sure that's very PC.

 

[Hambone]

Trump: I have a black dog. It's the very blackest dog ever. There's never been a blacker dog. And it's American. All black dogs from outside America have 100% tariffs on them from today. I'm going to speak to my friend Vladimir Putin about this. I'm going to tell him that the black dogs he has are blacker than those that Zelenski has, and Zelenski should give Putin 20% of his black dogs to stop this war.

No pic?

 

[Malxwal]

No pic?

Too black, too strong....

 

[Jagare]

My black dog sat next to a non black dog for colour comparison. He's so black I feel I have white privilege just by owning him.

 

[LarryLightFoot]

Contender

 

[oldhamstocks]

Took a pic of my black lab last night but there wasn’t much light, he was 5 in August

 

[Freeforester]

Can’t help this time, mines practically a Dalmatian…

 

[B&W FOX]

 

[Cootmeurer]

I was trying to post a picture of my black dog, standing in a cave on a moonless night - but the picture is so black the app refuses to recognize it as a picture, I keep getting an error message “no file detected”

 

[User00056]

Black labs matter

 

[BRYAN]

Those blacks love a willy waving contest.

 

[old keeper]

My old black lab was the best dog I've ever owned. Lovely dogs.

 

[Donkey Basher]

Ha ha ha - loving this thread

 

[Ratel]

I fancy long haired brown bitches myself.

 

[Bo Diddley]

I fancy long haired brown bitches myself.

I thought you liked a nice red, sir ...

 

[Ratel]

I can still go for a slighter tint, but you are spot on. Long haired red makes me become unnecessary all over.