Can someone recommend me a anti-theft tracker for my quad?

[Smellydog]

Bucket of Indian ink up on a plank and hidden cordage. As soon as the quad moves everything and everyone gets covered in it!

 

[BenBhoy]

Bucket of Indian ink up on a plank and hidden cordage. As soon as the quad moves everything and everyone gets covered in it!

When I was a kid my dads toolshed got broken into twice quick succession. He priced up alarms in b&q but too tight so he made his own involving two quality street tins 1 filled with old nuts bolts & 1 with roof tacks & a lump hammer, they were balanced on a shelf above door which was held in place by an upturned rake, like a cross between benny Hill & home alone. Anyway, good couple of months after first break in, he heard almighty crash from bottom of garden! Him & terriers went racing out, padlock been cut and booby trap did its job. Never had any bother again I'd love to have seen the scrote crap themselves!!

 

[csl]

When I was a kid my dads toolshed got broken into twice quick succession. He priced up alarms in b&q but too tight so he made his own involving two quality street tins 1 filled with old nuts bolts & 1 with roof tacks & a lump hammer, they were balanced on a shelf above door which was held in place by an upturned rake, like a cross between benny Hill & home alone. Anyway, good couple of months after first break in, he heard almighty crash from bottom of garden! Him & terriers went racing out, padlock been cut and booby trap did its job. Never had any bother again I'd love to have seen the scrote crap themselves!!

Allegedly.

 

[BenBhoy]

Allegedly.

The trick was reassembling it all after accidental discharge!

 

[Rake Aboot]

Moni-Moto. Brilliant tracker for very little money. Can be used on multiple vehicles as it’s battery powered. Battery lasts about a year.

 

[Smellydog]

I use to know someone that had a siren that was so loud you could hear it miles away in a gale and you physically could not stand to be anywhere near it!

 

[BenBhoy]

Master Blaster Security Alarm Sounder 127dB Yellow - Klaxon | CPC https://share.google/uiCh6apWdiHyyruLK

These are effing loud

 

[BenBhoy]

Farmyard Security Products - Ultra Secure Direct Farmyard Security Products - Ultra Secure Direct

 

[Bugsy]

When I was a kid my dads toolshed got broken into twice quick succession. He priced up alarms in b&q but too tight so he made his own involving two quality street tins 1 filled with old nuts bolts & 1 with roof tacks & a lump hammer, they were balanced on a shelf above door which was held in place by an upturned rake, like a cross between benny Hill & home alone. Anyway, good couple of months after first break in, he heard almighty crash from bottom of garden! Him & terriers went racing out, padlock been cut and booby trap did its job. Never had any bother again I'd love to have seen the scrote crap themselves!!

My uncle was getting a few electric tools stolen years ago so he decided to give the culprit a wee shock so he wired the drill live to the metal handle and left it out . It did disappear , At the time I thought it was helava funny but now I cringe