Mmmm Monty Python eh, well if you think your ground is wet think yourself lucky. The ground here is so wet even the frogs wear life jackets and the landowner insists on us being air dropped in to the place. I don't have magic trousers because one of the rules is stalking must be done naked A K95 is out of the question because all deer taken here must be with a slingshot and only when there's a Q in the month. Beat you on the three reds last Sunday too, I did four and they had to be floated out for the first half and carried in my rucksack for the second half.