Having a pee outdoors in cold weather is pretty tricky.
By the time you've fumbled about with one hand trying to align the openings in your various layers of clothing (waterproofs, overalls, jeans, base layer, underpants):
a) You're so close to wetting yourself that you can no longer think or behave rationally.
b) The little fella had decided it's far too cold out there, and disappeared out of reach into the warmer recesses of your groin, which just makes everything 10× worse.
Remember what your mother used to tell you:
"Go before you go".
By the time you've fumbled about with one hand trying to align the openings in your various layers of clothing (waterproofs, overalls, jeans, base layer, underpants):
a) You're so close to wetting yourself that you can no longer think or behave rationally.
b) The little fella had decided it's far too cold out there, and disappeared out of reach into the warmer recesses of your groin, which just makes everything 10× worse.
Remember what your mother used to tell you:
"Go before you go".


