Famous quotes or line's....

[Smellydog]

....from any source.
One of my favourites, John Wayne in the film Train Robbers.

" I hate to have to tell you this, Ben, but whether you like it or not. you're a man and you're stuck with it. You'll find yourself standing your ground and fightin' when you oughtta run, speakin' out when you oughtta keep your mouth shut, doin' things that seem wrong to a lot of people but you'll do them all the same."

 

[JockStalk]

Lee Marvin, The Big Red One, Just one of your balls, Smitty. You can live without it; that's why they gave you two.

 

[mealiejimmy]

Eric Morecambe - I'm playing all the right notes - just not in the right order

Cheers

Bruce

 

[JockStalk]

And the first Winnie of the thread….."Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill

 

[bowji john]

On a graveyard head stone - Spike Milligan

“Under this sod lies another”

 

[Mr Tree]

Tha int no good sittin thare thinkun a all the things in life u want n u aren't gonna get, jus think of all the things in life u dont want, n u aren't gonna get!!
Sidney Grapes, Boy John letters. Potter Ham.

 

[Mungo]

‘For every complex problem, there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong’.

H.L. Mencken.

 

[Klenchblaize]

In no order of importance!

1. John Wayne:
"Too much gun."

2. Kenneth Williams:
"Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me."

3. Richard Jefferies:
"To the soul, there is no past and no future; all is, and will be ever, in now. For artificial purposes time is mutually agreed on, but there is really no such thing."

K

 

[greylag]

Can you all stop getting shot..from lock stock and two smoking barrels

 

[Mr Tree]

"If it bleeds, I can kill it."
Arnie in Predator

 

[flatliner]

"Beware the fury of a patient man"

John Dryden

 

[Len the dog]

All I said was “that piece of fish was good enough for Jehovah”.

 

[potshotpat]

My uncle was in the SAS in the Falklands crisis. He was parachuted in with a magazine of twenty cartridges, a bayonet and a bottle of whiskey. He was told that this was a mission that he may not return from. He jumped and landed, shook himself off and thought right here I go. He drank the bottle of whiskey and got stuck in. Twenty shots twenty dead. Bayonet presented fell as they came. Left with only his rifle he carried on and took his toll with the rifle butt . Asked for a quote when he got back to blighty he said don't fu(£ about with me when I've had a drink.

 

[Husky]

" Are there two g's in bugger off ? "
Local Hero.

 

[mealiejimmy]

On a graveyard head stone - Spike Milligan

“Under this sod lies another”

I thought it was "I told them I was ill"
Cheers

Bruce

 

[HonestJohn]

That’s not a knife,,,this is a knife!

 

[Spear Chucker]

On a graveyard head stone - Spike Milligan

“Under this sod lies another”

 

[Phil fox man]

King Harold, watch where you're pointing that bow you will have someone's eye out with that.

 

[SikaSeeker]

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson​

 

[HonestJohn]

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is sh*t but, hey, I'm in a police station.