Gary Lineker to become next Archbishop of Canterbury

[enfieldspares]

Justin Welby reveals that he delayed his in resignation for Gary Lineker to get his in first and so become available....

 

[Stevie/P]

Just Welby reveals that he delayed his in resignation for Gary Lineker to get his in first and so become available....

Well he’s well qualified as he did work on his dads fruit & veg stall

 

[enfieldspares]

Well he’s well qualified as he did work on his dads fruit & veg stall

LIved in my village in fact. Three doors down and across the street from my friend.

But his best qualification is that he's "holier than thou" apparently. LOL!

 

[andy R204]

Just Welby reveals that he delayed his in resignation for Gary Lineker to get his in first and so become available....

Wouldn't surprise me in the we now find ourselves trying to survive in...

 

[Klenchblaize]

Apparently it's a requirement to oft' get down to your underpants.

K

 

[Jelen]

Justin Welby reveals that he delayed his in resignation for Gary Lineker to get his in first and so become available....

Lineker thinks he's God, so overqualified for the position.

 

[Tazz]

Apparently it's a requirement to oft' get down to your underpants.

K

I think in many church senior positions that’s a prerequisite if you follow most of the court cases

 

[downwind]

Doubt that G. Lineker would like to take a pay cut from his £1.35m/annum.
Maybe £1.32m and lots of crisps? (£1.2 million contract with Walkers in 2020)

 

[enfieldspares]

 

[ColinJ]

Funny, I thought Linekar was going to be the next leader of Hamas.

 

[Siggy]

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Pretty sure that's a Roman Catholic outfit, Gary Lineker for Pope!

 

[TURNBOLT]

I think you should learn how to spell Canterbury properly.