Killer sheep.

[John Gryphon]

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/ram-believed-to-have-killed-man-woman-after-bodies-found-in-paddock-at-waitakere-in-new-zealand/news-story/d8916cab438b25e90e26acfb07cc9d3b

 

[Jon P]

I can well believe it, I had my left knee dislocated by a sheep last year whilst in work , still giving me grief on a daily basis- bottle fed rams can get a bit too tame. .

 

[old keeper]

Many years ago I had a nasty experience with a ram that knocked me over a couple of times before I managed to get to the gate. The trouble is that they can be pretty implacable once they start, and with heads like concrete there is very little you can do to stop them.

 

[VSS]

I can well believe it, I had my left knee dislocated by a sheep last year whilst in work , still giving me grief on a daily basis- bottle fed rams can get a bit too tame. .

It's one of the golden rules of sheep farming: Never keep a bottle-fed lamb as a tup.

 

[Rhodesianjess]

My boss spent an hour inside the circular hay feeders we have on the estate,put there by a tup.
Nobody laughed because he pays everyone wages

 

[Norfolk Horn]

It's one of the golden rules of sheep farming: Never keep a bottle-fed lamb as a tup.

Only in the freezer was my one exception

 

[John Gryphon]

My boss spent an hour inside the circular hay feeders we have on the estate,put there by a tup.
Nobody laughed because he pays everyone wages

He could have tried walking out in it on its side like a hamster wheel ha ha

 

[John Gryphon]

The Ram meat has been prepared apparently and will be cooked in individual Ramekins.

 

[Len the dog]

https://imdb-video.media-imdb.com/v...irBt6hJKpw__&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIFLZBVQZ24NQH3KA

 

[John Gryphon]

https://imdb-video.media-imdb.com/v...irBt6hJKpw__&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIFLZBVQZ24NQH3KA

Have ye been under a rock Len? It was posted last year,love it btw.

 

[Len the dog]

I can barely remember what I had for breakfast.

 

[John Gryphon]

I can barely remember what I had for breakfast.

Shock therapy will cure that, get the missus to buy a St Bernard size collar for you.
Either self administer or she can do it lol.

 

[Len the dog]

No way would I give her control of it, it would be on more than it was off.

 

[John Gryphon]

No way would I give her control of it, it would be on more than it was off.

Dare!

 

[graphictart]

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/ram-believed-to-have-killed-man-woman-after-bodies-found-in-paddock-at-waitakere-in-new-zealand/news-story/d8916cab438b25e90e26acfb07cc9d3b

 

[Ratel]

Was feeding sheep swedes in my youth, farmer driving tractor me chucking food off. He spotted a ewe with a bad foot so stopped and was bent over trimming her feet when the tup hit him as I shouted a warning. He went about five yards losing his cap and pipe. His false teeth shot out which sent me somewhat hysterical with laughter. He wasn't amused, went home got his Hornet and shot the tup.