Letzter Bissen-Last Bite
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Sycomb
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sikamalc said:
Is there such a thing as the WR deer managenment group?
I do know the Lister estate you refer to. I haven't set foot on it for 15-16 years. When did you visit. It must be some time ago if you can't remeber its name
No I never worked on Corriemulze. Thats in Sutherland, and further north.
If you know some of the stalkers then surely you would know whos still using Garrons. If anyone still is?
Who's Mr B? I can see no one called that on the memebership list.
M
Marty
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Beowulf said:Mr B = 'B' for Beowulf.
Are you sure its not B = Mr Bean? Sure does look like him sat in the back of that Landie
Is Mr Bean a bearded 6ft 4ins, 18 stone ex-serviceman, with a intolerance of arseholes? The answer is no! I'm not Mr Bean.
Marty as in Marty Caine, skinny, ginger, mouthy woman, 1970's working man's club singer? Can I have your autograph?
Bradley, Nemo, Abob, Douglas - send in the clowns!!!!
Marty as in Marty Caine, skinny, ginger, mouthy woman, 1970's working man's club singer? Can I have your autograph?
Bradley, Nemo, Abob, Douglas - send in the clowns!!!!
sikamalc
Administrator
I am well aware of the name of Mr Listers estate, having stalked that whole area for the last 20 years, and used their larder for 9 of those years before Mr Lister bought the estate, Corriemulzie is the neighbouring estate.
Not herd of the Wester Ross deer group, hmmm. Been around long enough.
Are you related to Bradley or Douglas?
Not herd of the Wester Ross deer group, hmmm. Been around long enough.
Are you related to Bradley or Douglas?
M
Marty
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Beowulf said:Is Mr Bean a bearded 6ft 4ins, 18 stone ex-serviceman, with a intolerance of arseholes? The answer is no! I'm not Mr Bean.
Marty as in Marty Caine, skinny, ginger, mouthy woman, 1970's working man's club singer? Can I have your autograph?
Bradley, Nemo, Abob, Douglas - send in the clowns!!!!
Steve
Keep your hair on matey.
Its only a bit of joshing.
Marty,
I joke around with people on this site I consider friends. I don't know you, but I do know alot of people on this site who started getting personal and ended up banned. If your'e here long enough may be we can have a laugh together.
Mr M,
Mucky evening for stalking, didn't bother with the rifle, I went to see what was moving. Got within 30 metres of a big Muntjac Buck. I'll be seeing him soon, once he is clear of the velvet.
Cheers for the phone call this afternoon, I'm glad you got out of the caves in one piece!
I joke around with people on this site I consider friends. I don't know you, but I do know alot of people on this site who started getting personal and ended up banned. If your'e here long enough may be we can have a laugh together.
Mr M,
Mucky evening for stalking, didn't bother with the rifle, I went to see what was moving. Got within 30 metres of a big Muntjac Buck. I'll be seeing him soon, once he is clear of the velvet.
Cheers for the phone call this afternoon, I'm glad you got out of the caves in one piece!
M
Marty
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Stevie
Lighten up mate! Try not to take yourself so seriously.
As for Malcs cave trip. I think you'll find he spent the weekend locked in the cupboard under the stairs. looking for his old Beano comics
Good stuff on the muntjac. All you have to do now is do it again with a rifle in your hands, and not do a Gordon Ramsey. What a pillock.
Lighten up mate! Try not to take yourself so seriously.
As for Malcs cave trip. I think you'll find he spent the weekend locked in the cupboard under the stairs. looking for his old Beano comics
Good stuff on the muntjac. All you have to do now is do it again with a rifle in your hands, and not do a Gordon Ramsey. What a pillock.
Mart you PM'ed this to me: -
From: Marty
To: Beowulf
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:31 am
Subject: Dont take yourself seriously
Stevie
Pomposity is always a prime target mate for having the **** taken out of it .
I get the feeling you like to try and dish it out but cant stand it when the tables are turned and you the butt of the joke. Well I have news for you. You and Malcy are the joke of this site.
People are starting to think you're a couple of pooffters.
Anyway enough said. Lets just get on with life and agree that we're just not going to be best buds. I prefer guys that actually know what they are doing and saying. Unlike your Malc. No muntjac in Kent for fecks sake! What a bullshitter.
Marty you are poison, don't pm me again!
From: Marty
To: Beowulf
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:31 am
Subject: Dont take yourself seriously
Stevie
Pomposity is always a prime target mate for having the **** taken out of it .
I get the feeling you like to try and dish it out but cant stand it when the tables are turned and you the butt of the joke. Well I have news for you. You and Malcy are the joke of this site.
People are starting to think you're a couple of pooffters.
Anyway enough said. Lets just get on with life and agree that we're just not going to be best buds. I prefer guys that actually know what they are doing and saying. Unlike your Malc. No muntjac in Kent for fecks sake! What a bullshitter.
Marty you are poison, don't pm me again!
sikamalc
Administrator
Well Well, flushed the arsehole out again Stevie. Trolls are so easy to spot, especially this one.
Talks the talk, but cant walk the walk.
Seems he knows a great deal about stalking, especially from the Web
What did that other guy call him the other day, OH yes key board warrior
Talks the talk, but cant walk the walk.
Seems he knows a great deal about stalking, especially from the Web
What did that other guy call him the other day, OH yes key board warrior
M
Marty
Guest
You two should be on at the Edinburg festival..
MarkH
Well-Known Member
Perhaps we have just started a new virtual hunting tradition of TROLL BASHING.
This is undertaken usually in the down time between stalking and drinking beer/whiskey.
It involves a series of statements which get increasingly vindictive until one member goes too far and gets identified as the TROLL. The troll then has to move his keyboard under Billy Geat Gruffs bridge until a new virtual persona can be created for him. The winner is the stalker who eventually puts the key board down and goes out hunting instead. 
Mark
This is undertaken usually in the down time between stalking and drinking beer/whiskey.
It involves a series of statements which get increasingly vindictive until one member goes too far and gets identified as the TROLL. The troll then has to move his keyboard under Billy Geat Gruffs bridge until a new virtual persona can be created for him. The winner is the stalker who eventually puts the key board down and goes out hunting instead.
Mark
M
Marty
Guest
MarkH said:Perhaps we have just started a new virtual hunting tradition of TROLL BASHING.
This is undertaken usually in the down time between stalking and drinking beer/whiskey.
It involves a series of statements which get increasingly vindictive until one member goes too far and gets identified as the TROLL. The troll then has to move his keyboard under Billy Geat Gruffs bridge until a new virtual persona can be created for him. The winner is the stalker who eventually puts the key board down and goes out hunting instead.
Mark
LMAO
Well said that man. I'm off lamping foxes soon. 8)
Thank you Rob for binning the latest reincarnation of Bradley (Marty).
Marty in answer to your last pm to me. 'You haven't beaten me, I haven't fallen'. Is that what you think its all about?
I'm in the middle of a world of pain and sh!t, with the walls falling in, and you want to start a ****ing competition! I come on this site to get away from my problems and you verminous cockroach can't even allow me that!
You are yet again on the outside looking in! I'm still here!
If I am out of line, I expect Rob or other regular posters to pull me aside and tell me. I will however, never submit to the likes of you telling me what i can and can't say.
I'm here to learn from genuine stalkers and improve my skills not to fight, although I will if pushed into it!
I'm sorry for you, I really am. Why do it?
Again I say it, 'Well lets hope that the site gets back to normal soon'!
Marty in answer to your last pm to me. 'You haven't beaten me, I haven't fallen'. Is that what you think its all about?
I'm in the middle of a world of pain and sh!t, with the walls falling in, and you want to start a ****ing competition! I come on this site to get away from my problems and you verminous cockroach can't even allow me that!
You are yet again on the outside looking in! I'm still here!
If I am out of line, I expect Rob or other regular posters to pull me aside and tell me. I will however, never submit to the likes of you telling me what i can and can't say.
I'm here to learn from genuine stalkers and improve my skills not to fight, although I will if pushed into it!
I'm sorry for you, I really am. Why do it?
Again I say it, 'Well lets hope that the site gets back to normal soon'!
sikamalc
Administrator
Hey Steve,
No pain no gain mate, that will all disappear when that Sika is on the floor in front of you later this winter, and you are standing in an old caledonian forest with the Ravens calling overhead, and the clean crisp air of the highlands in your lungs.
Oh and a single malt on return to the cottage. This is something that the idiot of this site will never ever have. But you will mate, I promise you!!.
No pain no gain mate, that will all disappear when that Sika is on the floor in front of you later this winter, and you are standing in an old caledonian forest with the Ravens calling overhead, and the clean crisp air of the highlands in your lungs.
Oh and a single malt on return to the cottage. This is something that the idiot of this site will never ever have. But you will mate, I promise you!!.
Letzter Bissen
Hello!
I´m from Germany and a member of this forum because I´m interested in british hunting traditions. After reading all your posts about our german traditions, I´d like to explain:
We use branches ("Bruch") not only when game is shot. They are also used for communication between hunters in the forest, for warnings (trapps!), for marking a track of a wounded deer, etc. There are old rules that you may only use branches of certain trees: oak, beech, pine and not birch or other kind of trees! If you use the "Bruch", the growed part of the branch points to the head of the animal if it´s a female, if it´s a male, the broken part of the branch points to the head. The same when you mark the place where the deer is wounded: one "Hauptbruch" , a bigger branch, stucks in the ground, the other ("Leitbruch") lays on the ground and shows direction of the wounded animal.
The complete ceremony when an animal (only "Hochwild") is shot is this:
The deer must be layed on it´s right side. The "Letzter Bissen" in the mouth of the animal in respect of the animal. The "Inbesitznamebruch" (means: this is MY prey) on the area of the heart, tip of the branch to the head if it´s female or male. "Erlegerbruch"(with some blood of the animal on) is given by another hunter to the one who shot the animal either over the blade of a hunting knife or over the hat. Hunter puts the Bruch on the RIGHT side of his hat. ( A Bruch on the left side of the hat is used only on a funeral when a hunter is dead). If the dead or wounded animal was found with the help of a dog, the hunters breaks a piece of the "Erlegerbruch" and fixes it to the collar of the dog.
I hope, you may understand my bad english and this excurse was not too boring for all of you!
Best regards and Waidmannsheil!
Andreas Schmidt
Hello!
I´m from Germany and a member of this forum because I´m interested in british hunting traditions. After reading all your posts about our german traditions, I´d like to explain:
We use branches ("Bruch") not only when game is shot. They are also used for communication between hunters in the forest, for warnings (trapps!), for marking a track of a wounded deer, etc. There are old rules that you may only use branches of certain trees: oak, beech, pine and not birch or other kind of trees! If you use the "Bruch", the growed part of the branch points to the head of the animal if it´s a female, if it´s a male, the broken part of the branch points to the head. The same when you mark the place where the deer is wounded: one "Hauptbruch" , a bigger branch, stucks in the ground, the other ("Leitbruch") lays on the ground and shows direction of the wounded animal.
The complete ceremony when an animal (only "Hochwild") is shot is this:
The deer must be layed on it´s right side. The "Letzter Bissen" in the mouth of the animal in respect of the animal. The "Inbesitznamebruch" (means: this is MY prey) on the area of the heart, tip of the branch to the head if it´s female or male. "Erlegerbruch"(with some blood of the animal on) is given by another hunter to the one who shot the animal either over the blade of a hunting knife or over the hat. Hunter puts the Bruch on the RIGHT side of his hat. ( A Bruch on the left side of the hat is used only on a funeral when a hunter is dead). If the dead or wounded animal was found with the help of a dog, the hunters breaks a piece of the "Erlegerbruch" and fixes it to the collar of the dog.
I hope, you may understand my bad english and this excurse was not too boring for all of you!
Best regards and Waidmannsheil!
Andreas Schmidt
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