"Naked Attraction" on TV?

[Klenchblaize]

I misread this thread as "Naked Action On TV" but just managed to conetrol myself before registering my not inconsiderable disapointment with a Senior SD Moderator.

His reply was swift and to the point and may be summarized as a;- take a cold shower and b;- hang such disappointment upon the nearest rail.

K

 

[woodmaster]

Don't have a tv. Think it solves the problem of wasting time and my brain being reduced to pulp all in one action.

 

[dartmoordog]

Don't have a tv. Think it solves the problem of wasting time and my brain being reduced to pulp all in one action.

We have a TV, but I cannot disagree with you, it is just wall to wall crap, but I cannot convince my wife to bin the TV licence.

I do watch YouTube, there is some real proper stuff on there amongst the garbage.

 

[FrenchieBoy]

We have a TV, but I cannot disagree with you, it is just wall to wall crap, but I cannot convince my wife to bin the TV licence.

I do watch YouTube, there is some real proper stuff on there amongst the garbage.

I know the feeling! If it weren't for SWMBO I would happily ditch the TV as I can live quite happily without it!

 

[Scuttlebuttin]

I was in a mates house one night when the programme was on, the "contestant" was a 57 year old woman from Nuneaton who was a carer for her mother, we just had to watch it, I was rolling with laughter and her ambitions were hilariously specific. It was the one and only time I watched it, as I knew nothing could follow that.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct...viewers.html&usg=AOvVaw35XIcTCkMjfELkbAnvkyLS

 

[Sonicdmb73]

Eurotrash Now that was funny. Why aren't they still making it. Am sure the world is still full of the oddballs they showcased.

S

The thing is those oddballs are considered normal nowadays. It was funny and sometimes quite disturbing. But back when mainstream tv stopped around midnight it was something to watch when winding down after work.
You probably would fall foul of some discrimination law or other filming and ridiculing them now.

 

[Chanty Wrassler]

The latest one had a lad who had never seen a girl's pubes in the flesh; when the screens lifted to reveal 6 examples he had a fit of the vapours and walked off the set. He recovered his composure and returned with the classic remark, "Let's crack on".

 

[limulus]

Knocked a few out watching the growlers on some of the pretty ones....

 

[User00047]

It’s hilarious. A bit like Blind Date with Cilla Black....But naked. Feck knows why some of the contestants go on there. They must be mental.

 

[Bavarianbrit]

No BBC"s then?

 

[alberta boy]

I was in a mates house one night when the programme was on, the "contestant" was a 57 year old woman from Nuneaton who was a carer for her mother, we just had to watch it, I was rolling with laughter and her ambitions were hilariously specific. It was the one and only time I watched it, as I knew nothing could follow that.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwipheXhhoLtAhUKV8AKHQTZBYkQFjAAegQIBhAC&url=https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7406097/Its-dongs-praise-Church-going-Naked-Attraction-contestant-stuns-viewers.html&usg=AOvVaw35XIcTCkMjfELkbAnvkyLS

OK , I had to look ( why do I always have to look ) . That was , without a doubt , one of the strangest things I've ever seen . I'm far from being a prude , but that was just wrong somehow . TV has definitely changed since I lived in the UK , I'll stick with national geographic .

AB

 

[User00047]

The latest one had a lad who had never seen a girl's pubes in the flesh; when the screens lifted to reveal 6 examples he had a fit of the vapours and walked off the set. He recovered his composure and returned with the classic remark, "Let's crack on".

I watched that one last night Poor 23yr old Chinese virgin.
Hilarious. He should definitely have chosen the bird in the purple booth instead of that horrible Australian gimp fetishist.

 

[Pedro]

I have caught the odd few minutes of this programme and for sure, it is definitely populated by exhibitionists and egotistical types. I also get the impression that the vast majority of people look a whole lot better with their clothes on. As for tattoo "art", let's face it, most tattoos when you look at them from further than 2 meters away (which is what is happening at present) look as though someone slipped in a cow pat.

 

[Markfox]

I like to play “naked Attraction” Roulette
Flick it over at the right time for tits and errr well ......

Unless your unlucky you cop an eye of a foot long

 

[Limpet]

It's pretty low TV..... you have to wonder what next?

 

[countrryboy]

They were on about this on the radio the other day.

There's a button on ur remote for Audio Description and some bloke has to describe wot's going on on screen.
Absolutely hilarious, actually watched 10 mins last nite just to listen to it.
Some off the terminology is classic

Been a long time since I heard someone using the term 'funbags'

 

[bowji john]

I watched that one last night Poor 23yr old Chinese virgin.

I was hooked - until you used the word 'he'

 

[NoIDeer]

They were on about this on the radio the other day.

There's a button on ur remote for Audio Description and some bloke has to describe wot's going on on screen.
Absolutely hilarious, actually watched 10 mins last nite just to listen to it.
Some off the terminology is classic

Been a long time since I heard someone using the term 'funbags'

That's not fair I'm going to have to watch listen to this POS again

 

[8x57]

It's pretty low TV..... you have to wonder what next?

I visited the United States in 1979. I watched some television in the hotel one evening and was surprised by the number of commercial breaks (every 10 minutes or more frequent). There was a programme on similar to that drivel that Cilla Black hosted, blind date. When I returned home I told everyone how poor American T.V. was and hoped it would never degenerate to that level in this country.

Well we have it and worse. Commercial breaks are no longer every twenty minutes but every ten minutes just like in America, totally disrupting any enjoyment of the rare programme that is worth watching on commercial television. Plus we have sunk even lower than the U.S. with garbage like naked attraction.

 

[2434me]

I have also "accidently" watched an episode of "Naked Attraction" and I was appalled.

I felt it was gratuitous exhibitionism by a morally corrupt television channel; produced for the viewing pleasure of the very worst of society.

However, I did not want to rush to judgement - so I recorded the series just to make sure...for research you understand...yeah that's it, for research...

Asking for a friend ? sort of thing ?? lololol