Needling a whale.

I suffered once via the hand of two whales!

I was in the local bar and two fat chicks were smothering the bar stools.
I noticed their accents so I said " what are you two Scottish girls doing down here"?
To which one screwed up her face and said "we are Welsh you idiot, Wales"
To which I said " ok, what are you two whales doing down here"?
Dam well thought I was going to loose another tooth for a few days....!
 
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