Eejit here decided to go out in last night’s near gale - well I had been on the sick-bench for a week….
Twenty minutes later after a chat with the farmer and a guided tour of his new barn now filled with 2 and 1 week old calves I set off up the lane. Very first gate a quick sweep showed a strong signature walking across the next field heading my way and upwind of me.
On with the caller and rifle quickly put on sticks as I braced myself on the very welcome tall stone gatepost. Two things became apparent very quickly - even braced against a couple of tons of stonework I could not hold the rifle steady and unless the fox stopped immediately downwind of me i.e. at my 12 and at close range an accurate shot would be very difficult. The thought was kinda overtaken by events as the fox sat then just lay down - clearly this fox had no interest in my calling…
A very frustrating time ensued - said fox continued to absolutely ignore my efforts instead preferring to curl up then sit up regularly looking in the direction from whence it came but all the time as can be seen plonked right in front of the farmer’s sister’s bungalow! Bugger!
On two occasions I tried moving downhill and found small gaps in the hedge which ordinarily would have enabled a safe shot but it was utterly impossible to hold still in the conditions so each time back I went to the stone gatepost, called and waited and waited again…
Whether this fox had been stood up - likely, it eventually decided to retrace it’s steps back across the field at the same angle as before.
Your hero decided that at some stage the path would coincide with my desired 12 o'clock and give me a chance of a killing shot.
Slowly the plan came good - kinda. By the time it was in the desired position it was pretty much going straight away from me. The usual cacophony of calls, yells and yes even quacks ensued but to no avail.
As an aside I think I have invented a new call and word - “squack” - a gale entering your lungs at force precisely as you quack is all that is required…
For just a second the departing fox turned slightly across me giving me a slim last chance at 170 or so, which I very quickly took….
And missed!
And that chaps was the only fox I saw last night; I have a theory that most are now in Shetland for that is where the gale was bound…
