What is your favourite quotation?

[tikka_madras]

“Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”

~Mike Tyson

 

[starr shot]

'we know it will be hard, we expect it to be long' (just what was Winston referring to?).

And their will be no withdraw.

 

[starr shot]

My mother use to shout when I catch you you’ll feel this across your backside.Like I’m going to stop and come back.

 

[FISH BOY]

I dont know much, but I know what I like.

Meum dictum pactum

Heads I win, tails you lose

 

[Crow Man]

Life, don’t talk to me about life. Marvin the paranoid android.

If it wasn’t for bad luck I wouldn’t have any luck at all.

 

[golfer65]

dip my balls in cream and put me in a room full of kittens

 

[kenbro]

The 4 words for inner peace.
NOT MY FCUKING PROBLEM.
Ken.

 

[Mungo]

Probably very appropriate right now:

“For every complex problem, there is an answer that is clear, simple and wrong”

HL Mencken

 

[User00014]

I’ve heard duck fart before!

 

[Huntersforge]

“It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission”

 

[CarlW]

"If he comes, roll right and keep shooting until we run out of bullets."

My best mate, Chris, to me.

 

[Tazz]

British general during the First World War “Always rely on the French when they need you”

 

[Jagare]

You need to put your foot down with firm hand. Said by my late mother.

 

[Carlsuffolk]

There's no hole like an arsehole, my quote about a fellow worker

 

[sikamalc]

About as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

 

[Hereford]

But all my friends girlfriends like it?

me circa 1990

 

[hunter243]

As kids if we were called names and complained to our parents or teachers we were always quoted:

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

One which all the snowflakes in today's world would do well to heed.

 

[Waz77]

But all my friends girlfriends like it?

me circa 1990

I found this one quite effective
"all my other girlfriends did it"

 

[Staggie.308]

" Illegitimi non carborundum " Dont let the ba$tards grind you down.

 

[Hereford]

I found this one quite effective
"all my other girlfriends did it"

Certainly a preamble to ‘Rodeo Sex’