What is your favourite quotation?

[User00009]

Sit down and give your mouth a chance.
Rgds
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[Fosbery Holster]

Never cultivate on your face what grows wild on your arse.

 

[McKenzie]

From NZ;
'We're not playing for sheep stations'

 

[reiver]

Don’t be shy your mother wasn’t

 

[griff]

corona virus related:
I never thought that my hands would absorb more alcohol than my mouth..

 

[owdnorthener]

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

 

[Freeforester]

Another one of Winston's:

"We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."

- 'Facts are chiels that winna ding, and downs be disputed' - they ring true, as we will surely find out soon enough, after this episode.

 

[AN DU RU FOX]

It,l be reet

 

[tiny tim]

You never get a second chance to make a first impression

 

[Suffolk stalker]

Just listen to Gene Hunt on Ashes to Ashes:
Do we have a Romany Liaison Officer?
“ No, he got kicked out for p.....g in the sink and getting a police dog pregnant “

 

[Firefly]

'With a .270 you'll be looking at it. With a .243 you'll be looking for it !"

 

[Howzat]

More know Tom fool than Tom fool knows, R . S . Surtees

 

[rms364]

Who ever said ‘one man can’t change the world’ never ate an under cooked bat

 

[libensvolenspotens]

The Press have all the power but none of the responsibility! - Winston Churchill

 

[Yorkie]

Classic case of understatement.

The Battle of Waterloo is raging.
Lord Uxbridge after being hit by Cannon fire: "By God, sir, I've lost my leg!",
To which the Duke of Wellington replies: "By God, sir, so you have!"

 

[Yorkie]

Said of someone with severe Halitosis.
'His breath would knock a Fly off a Bucket of Shite'.