My wife was telling a tale regarding being at her hairdressers yesterday. The hairdresser was saying that their dog Is due to have its first litter of pups in a couple of weeks, it's also the family's first experience of pups on the way. Because we've bred a number of litters the hairdresser was asking for any tips to help out.The hairdresser said that so far they've organised the Vet to be on standby (£500 paid as a deposit) bought a heater, syringes and bottles to help out if needed. My wife suggested that she collects as many newspapers as she can to use as disposable bedding when the pups arrive. The hairdresser came back with the classic answer that she didn't need to bother, because her granddad died last year and they've still got all his incontinence pads.