AN DU RU FOX
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Phone naked grills or ed stafford,
or give stan z a shout on yukon men his fishwheels not producing!!or the ever faithful poke it with a stick!!

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Just leave it in situ for decomposition and disposal by scavengers. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... you'll find it is gone in no time.
If the carcass is on a permitted footpath or public footpath it would be wise to drag it into the bushes, a bit out of sight.
Wild animals are exempt, unless they have a disease transmissible etc humans or animals:https://www.gov.uk/guidance/fallen-stock
Took some finding though. Move it to a less offensive place, not within 50m of a water course.
That would be a disaster - I rely on pages and pages of drivel to start my fire with
I do exactly this with the free "news"papers up in London! I'll pick up half a dozen Metros or Evening Standards (usually to some funny looks) and that goes straight in the firelighter pile at home haha!SO as I suspected the carcus is an issue if it fell from a transmisable desease. So as a CAT1 APB it would need specilist disposal
The point i was going to make in the pro stalking / deer management argument is the land owner is probably not qualified to asses the carcass. So having an in house stalker with DSC1 / 2 they could gain advantage from a free carcass inspection to deturmin the suitabuility for removal buryal etc.
I am basicly trying to put forward argument for small woodland owners to allow access for deer management and this is one of the + points i had considered worthy of adding.
Lots of the 5-10 acre woodland plots are owned on a leasure basis by people with slim knowladge of woodland management
ATB
Chasey
I hope you're going to get someone to spell check your article first!

I can't believe no-one has given the obvious answer yet...
EAT IT!
I hope you're going to get someone to spell check your article first!
How long have you worked for The Guardian?Yes a friend is an english graduate and hes been checking my articals I have writen for magazeens and blogs for some years now as i am dyslexic so all the dictionaries in the wrold dont help and electronic spell chack often inserts words that are totaly wrong and I simply cant see the incorect word.
It is a strange afliction
ATB
How long have you worked for The Guardian?

No there isn't not at all ...... I don't perform autopsies on rabbits or pigeons I find dead on my ground so why would deer be any different ?Thers no asumption it died of a transmissable diseise but theres surely a duty of care to check that it did or not.
Are you actually serious, having worked with livestock and vets for most of my life, I can assure you it's not that simple, even using laboratory testing , cause of death is sometimes difficult to ascertain, due to degradation of tissue.