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Great and generous offer on your part. But why on earth would I want to travel to Australia to shoot deer? Kangaroos, blast some 'Roos of all shapes and sizes - that's why I would come. If I win, can we whack the Roos?
 
johngryphon said:
I am reading the replies and will continue to do so for a fortnight so I will get 'her highness' to check out the winner on the 18th Feb
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Feb 18th !! The anniversary of hunting with hounds being banned over here.
And what would have been my dad's 129th birthday.
 
John, the winner has to be the man who started all this, Foxy. You should embrace the opportunity to bond with him. He has already said he wants to dress like an Aussie, that little tight sleeveless T shirt and the hat with the corks on it, it would be the perfect opportunity for him to come out.

And he could then invite you back to the mother country to shoot pheasants and our little deer. I'm sure you would equally relish the chance to dress like the man from the Purdey catalogue which we all know is a secret ambition of yours, and shoot deer that you don't need a Landcruiser with a winch to suspend or load up.

It would be a partnership made in heaven, one we would all enjoy reading about on these pages.
 
Would the lucky winner be allowed to head shoot this unfortunate Sambar with a BT bullet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep up the good work I enjoy your posts but as you post so many you must have a lot of down time in Oz.

D
 
Well if he dressed like that he would need to bend over a barrel with an apple in his mouth first...to get into my truck lol.


NigelM said:
John, the winner has to be the man who started all this, Foxy. You should embrace the opportunity to bond with him. He has already said he wants to dress like an Aussie, that little tight sleeveless T shirt and the hat with the corks on it, it would be the perfect opportunity for him to come out.

And he could then invite you back to the mother country to shoot pheasants and our little deer. I'm sure you would equally relish the chance to dress like the man from the Purdey catalogue which we all know is a secret ambition of yours, and shoot deer that you don't need a Landcruiser with a winch to suspend or load up.

It would be a partnership made in heaven, one we would all enjoy reading about on these pages.
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Oi Foxy I have to say that if you win could you kit yourself out like the jokers below please.Then we can go to the pub for lunch.

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Don't do it Foxy, he's teasing, he just wants to stuff that apple in your mouth and bend you over his barrel. Stick with the tight sleeveless T's. I expect a few tats would help too.
 
Cracking!

This is one competition I'm not sure I could afford to win - but that aside, I can't see any better reason to go south of the equator.

Thanks for the banter by-the-way - always good for a 5 minute morale boost.

Guy
 
How can you tell an Aussie heritage building - it has bars on the windows. So I assume we would view the posts through a vertical grid

That aside, can we have a vermin only section with VV as administrator?

S
 
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Looks like Mr. Foxy has been moaning on the Tesco forum as well. Only they have bowed down to him and created an "Aussie section" personally I couldn't give a XXXX.
Keep it up John enjoy your posts and some cracking pictures
 
Yes I know that i am a borish bastaard BUT that`s no excuse for not having a chance to win a deer hunt with a difference (no apple`s lol)
 
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