John Gryphon
Well-Known Member
IF ADMIN ALLOWS and anyone is interested in playing the game read on.
Well in light of Mr Fox`s outstanding contribution recently I have just decided this morning to add a little flavour to the Aussie off topic section by offering a weeks Sambar Deer hunting one out with me as host in Victoria's high country to the SD member that comes up with the best contribution (humour) re old Foxy`s recently started post Could we not have an Aussie section? to be added to THIS thread you are reading now.
This is open to any SD member of reasonable agility and fitness that has been a member for at least six months prior to this date today. 3/02/18 (Aus date) and then only open to those SD members that have replied to one of my many useless and boring posts at least once prior to this days date. So this comp is thus only for the blokes and not the keyboardist lurkers .
It will be a mixture of hard yards bush hunting and some sit and wait especially for the prosthetic legged blokes.
This is a meat eaters house,no Vegans!
Rifle/ammo supplied,bring own grog although I will shout a tipple or two for the right bloke.
Bring own silicone love doll too,you are not sharing mine ffs,well perhaps on second thoughts you could hire old Agnes at a pinch if you are homesick lol, she has a few vulcanised patches on her so she is a lights off lass of course.
Rifle permit and Deer permits ($50) are winners responsibility,all info gleaned online as it is freely available.
No guarantees of Mr Big but there will be blood, that most likely will be your own blood from bush leech bites and also blackberry canes arresting your forward movement by catching your ear mid stride
although the big hooks can hurt like buggery when they grab the eyelid too. They stop you quicker than Lewis`s discs.
Any personal insurances are up to the winner to provide in the case of a dingo taking a bite out of his arse or perhaps a Jack Jumper or Bulldog ant or two hanging off his sack whilst dumping a Henry in the bush....painful !
You will be cold,wet and probably phucking exhausted after the first day lol as its not a stalk through Woburn.
You will get a serve if you miss the shot too ha ha and then you will really know what swear words are in an Aussies vocab!
Those wonder boots that you purchased on the advice of some ****** on the internet will be full of water after the first creek crossing and as they will be 'fully waterproof' the plates will be wet all day and then if you are lucky you wont pick up any foot rot Tinea in my guest shower, in fact if you are REALLY lucky I will even put the handle on the hot water shower tap back.
That Swazi Tahr XV111 that you only wear to the range or the rubbedy dub for a pint will hold as much water as you can carry after a few hours in dripping bush,its a great and warm environment inside it for the Aussie bush leeches to thrive in..Swazi`s are recommended lol.
Winner to take up the offer in the year 2018 only,deer hunting will finish due to the normal yearly climatic changes in Sept/Oct.
All the winner has to do is jump into his private Lear and wing his way to Albury Airport NSW or Wodonga rail station Vic and will be picked up from either or he can drive/ hire a car from Melbourne, Victoria and take the four -five hour drive himself,hopefully picking up a road kill roo for my dogs
Winners hire is at his expense of course!
Albury/Wodonga are sister towns on the Vic/NSW border approx one hour from my joint.
Now to be fair and honest even Mr Fox can enter...howzat!
I would ask my Missus to decide the winner....geezuz my crystal ball already suggests more arguments
Really lucky part 11...if you are thus lucky you wont find a snake `tween the bed sheets or a mother of an Aussie spider under the pillow or even a giant Huntsman spider super glued to your forehead whilst asleep that you only see in the bathroom mirror next morning haaaaaaaaaaaaa
PS no complaints about the environmentally friendly recycled Nettle arse paper or you go out on your ear!
Well in light of Mr Fox`s outstanding contribution recently I have just decided this morning to add a little flavour to the Aussie off topic section by offering a weeks Sambar Deer hunting one out with me as host in Victoria's high country to the SD member that comes up with the best contribution (humour) re old Foxy`s recently started post Could we not have an Aussie section? to be added to THIS thread you are reading now.
This is open to any SD member of reasonable agility and fitness that has been a member for at least six months prior to this date today. 3/02/18 (Aus date) and then only open to those SD members that have replied to one of my many useless and boring posts at least once prior to this days date. So this comp is thus only for the blokes and not the keyboardist lurkers .
It will be a mixture of hard yards bush hunting and some sit and wait especially for the prosthetic legged blokes.
This is a meat eaters house,no Vegans!
Rifle/ammo supplied,bring own grog although I will shout a tipple or two for the right bloke.
Bring own silicone love doll too,you are not sharing mine ffs,well perhaps on second thoughts you could hire old Agnes at a pinch if you are homesick lol, she has a few vulcanised patches on her so she is a lights off lass of course.
Rifle permit and Deer permits ($50) are winners responsibility,all info gleaned online as it is freely available.
No guarantees of Mr Big but there will be blood, that most likely will be your own blood from bush leech bites and also blackberry canes arresting your forward movement by catching your ear mid stride
although the big hooks can hurt like buggery when they grab the eyelid too. They stop you quicker than Lewis`s discs.Any personal insurances are up to the winner to provide in the case of a dingo taking a bite out of his arse or perhaps a Jack Jumper or Bulldog ant or two hanging off his sack whilst dumping a Henry in the bush....painful !
You will be cold,wet and probably phucking exhausted after the first day lol as its not a stalk through Woburn.
You will get a serve if you miss the shot too ha ha and then you will really know what swear words are in an Aussies vocab!
Those wonder boots that you purchased on the advice of some ****** on the internet will be full of water after the first creek crossing and as they will be 'fully waterproof' the plates will be wet all day and then if you are lucky you wont pick up any foot rot Tinea in my guest shower, in fact if you are REALLY lucky I will even put the handle on the hot water shower tap back.
That Swazi Tahr XV111 that you only wear to the range or the rubbedy dub for a pint will hold as much water as you can carry after a few hours in dripping bush,its a great and warm environment inside it for the Aussie bush leeches to thrive in..Swazi`s are recommended lol.
Winner to take up the offer in the year 2018 only,deer hunting will finish due to the normal yearly climatic changes in Sept/Oct.
All the winner has to do is jump into his private Lear and wing his way to Albury Airport NSW or Wodonga rail station Vic and will be picked up from either or he can drive/ hire a car from Melbourne, Victoria and take the four -five hour drive himself,hopefully picking up a road kill roo for my dogs
Winners hire is at his expense of course! Albury/Wodonga are sister towns on the Vic/NSW border approx one hour from my joint.
Now to be fair and honest even Mr Fox can enter...howzat!
I would ask my Missus to decide the winner....geezuz my crystal ball already suggests more arguments
Really lucky part 11...if you are thus lucky you wont find a snake `tween the bed sheets or a mother of an Aussie spider under the pillow or even a giant Huntsman spider super glued to your forehead whilst asleep that you only see in the bathroom mirror next morning haaaaaaaaaaaaa
PS no complaints about the environmentally friendly recycled Nettle arse paper or you go out on your ear!
20yrs ago i'd be on the a silver bird heading your way, but i don't wish to be rolled over by something i can't fight off 
but then it is a most effective saying i use when folks feel i should be nice 
