nun_hunter
Well-Known Member
God I'm so jealous right now. If only my wife was on board with relocating half way round the world.Nah, got some more for you to spend your evening looking up statistics for, @howa243. Does your boss know what you do all day?
This damn wind... change of plan, we're off for a pig hunt instead, we'll get onto the long range deer this afternoon when the wind drops. So as my cuzzie tries to remember to drive on the left, I must find ways to take my mind off how scared I am as passenger. So I'll come clean, fess up, do the full monty confessional and admission of guilt as I seek to cleanse my tortured soul.
My oldest friend who I grew up with in England since we were at nursery school also lives here now, he's a vegan Green Party activist with a peace dove tattoo and a Smiths poster on the wall in his lounge (he traps mice humanely and releases them in the local park, that kind of thing). He doesn't judge me, nor I him. We thoroughly enjoy each others' company. (I saw The Smiths three times, by the way.)
- I kill animals for pleasure.
- I shoot deer, pigs and goats from 4, 5, 6, 7 hundred metres, because I enjoy the challenge.
- Often I shoot them from further away than I need to because I can't be bothered to get closer.
- I frequently shoot red and fallow deer with a .223.
- I shoot deer and goats in the head, or the neck, or the chest, depends how I feel about the circumstances.
- I sometimes shoot deer with an AR15.
- I used to bow hunt before a cancer op wrecked my abdominal muscles and I had to give up.
- I once wounded a deer with an arrow, and it took me 6hrs to find it... it was dead.
- I recently lost a deer that I shot at 497m, and couldn't find it even with the dog. One of the shepherds found it a couple of days later... it was dead.
- I head shoot hundreds of rabbits, hares and possums with subsonic target .22LR bullets.
- I shoot goats with .308 subsonic bullets (my new trick!).
- I'll move onto deer with my subsonic bullets soon.
- I recently arranged the cull of 60 red deer on our previous hunting block by helicopter, as they ran, using an AR15 and 12ga 00 buckshot.
- I trap cats, possums, stoats, rats, ferrets, hedgehogs and weasels and sometimes find them trapped but alive, particularly cats.
- I really enjoy calling in cats with a distressed rabbit whistle, and shooting them, that's my absolute favourite.
- I stab hedgehogs my dogs bring me with a bowie knife.
- I poison rodents and mustelids with products that take a long time to kill them.
- I hunt pigs with dogs, and praise my dogs for hanging onto the pigs for as long as it takes me to get there (usually bloody ages).
- I kill pigs held by my dogs by stabbing them with a knife.
- I spoil my cattle rotten from the day I take them off their mother to the day I shoot them in the head with a .223 and put them in the freezer (best beef you'll ever taste).
- I feed old horses, sheep and whatever else we can find lying around to the feral pigs, and then chase the pigs for sport.
- I shoot stray dogs on my land on sight, and ask questions later.
- I catch fish in nets and with hooks, and have twice fished with explosives.
- I grow tonnes of vegetables and a fair bit of fruit, all humanely.
- I manage my land the best I can, I am proud of the improvements I have made.
Everything listed above is legal, well, maybe not the fishing with explosives part. Feel free to tell me I am an arsehole. My wife tells me the same frequently, and I have a thick skin.
Come to New Zealand @howa243, please. According to The Daily Telegraph its the pom's favourite country! Come and enjoy rural life the way we do. Just don't bring the smart-arsed facetiousness, we weed that out pretty quick and send it back to whence it came. We don't like pikeys either, did you see what happened to the pikeys that came here recently? The public chased them out!

