Bloody dog walkers . . .

[tikka_madras]

Works well in parts of Africa and along the remains of former East and West German border where mines were laid. But not sure about effect in the UK.

Wild boar are pretty good deterrents as they tend to attack dogs and walkers if disturbed.

I quite like the idea of introducing wild boar into woods to deter dog walkers. It has the added bonus that you will then have wild boar in your woods

 

[Heym SR20]

I quite like the idea of introducing wild boar into woods to deter dog walkers. It has the added bonus that you will then have wild boar in your woods

I believe Wild Boar travel far and wide in the countryside. Many are in Herefordshire very close to Welsh Dragons. There is a particular Dragon named Ifor Williams that swoops down and carries them far and wide in the dead of the night!

 

[BSAvale]

A much easier sign is something along the lines of.

Please be aware these woods are full ticks that carry Lyme Disease and other potentially fatal diseases. If you choose to walk here please make sure you are dressed appropriately and check thoroughly for ticks - they are minute, and ask a partner to check the intimate parts where the sun doesn’t shine. If you do find ticks and any form of rash seek medical help immediately. More information Lyme Disease Action — Lyme Disease Action: Striving for the prevention and treatment of Lyme disease and associated tick borne diseases.

And don’t forget to add, if a tick is found in an intimate area the best treatment is a liberal application of deep heat.

 

[Coddy]

Only if it is in season.

Or in good health. Can you imagine if it had been in an RTA and suffering, the paper exercise that would be.

 

[Swedish]

This from the man who's wife has his photo on the mantlepiece to keep the kids away from the fire

Some say that his Mother used to have to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him!

 

[Fosbery Holster]

Some say that his Mother used to have to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him!

Who the feck rattled your cage.....

 

[Swedish]

Who the feck rattled your cage.....

Oh no need to feel alone, when I was born I was so ugly that the midwife slapped my Mother!

 

[Fosbery Holster]

When l was born my mother said to the midwife how much.......she said 9 pound mother said give us 10 and you can have the cot as well.....

 

[tikka_madras]

"When you were born you were so ugly the midwife slapped your mother"

 

[User00035]

If for some reason you can’t get the adder signs (which l think is a great call), I’ll send you some pictures of our lass she’d frighten any fecker off, l rent her out at weekends to haunt houses and she’s very successful at it.

The irony is that adders are one of the most critically endangered native species in the UK, facing imminent extinction; and the greatest threat they face comes from human interference, specifically, according to scientific studies, walkers and dogs roaming free off the lead.
Adders don't threaten humans: humans threaten adders.

 

[sh1kar]

 

[Jon P]

Plant hawthorn, holly, blackthorn and brambles. You’ll get a crop of useful berries and deter the ”visitors”

Dog walkers pulled the the black thorns i planted within 24 hours, there is now some hastily erected recycled barb wire fence there now. Looks like some thing from the great escape, but the walkers have now kept to the correct footpaths on the ground.

 

[User00025]

Dog walkers pulled the the black thorns i planted within 24 hours, there is now some hastily erected recycled barb wire fence there now. Looks like some thing from the great escape, but the walkers have now kept to the correct footpaths on the ground.

Next time paint them with Renardine, if you can find some.

 

[Jon P]

Next time paint them with Renardine, if you can find some.

 

[Mountain Bug]