NHS please... bags.

[Sol]

I've been asked to gather some samples for a few tests I need done It wasn't pleasant but it wasn't abhorrent either.
But blimey? I need to hand this into the front desk in a bloody clear plastic biohazard bag that has the contents in a clear plastic vial.

Is it really hard to give patients the dignancy of a discreet hand in?

 

[tozzybum]

Err no Where's the fun in that .
Our doctors has a big sign on reception and everyone can see it.
Chlamydia testing samples here ,a big silver tray you have lift a big tin off to place it in whilst your neighbours smirk .
Must be great being a sexually active teenager.

 

[Stalker62]

 

[Smellydog]

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On a slight tangent, I once approached a fashion house with my design of male underwear....it had a stripe of yellow fabric on the front and a stripe of rich brown on the back, from top to bottom! Never replied....

 

[tozzybum]

But you have a great range of Pyjamas too ,I imagine they sell well

 

[Sol]

Wasn't top bad but there's still 10+ people here that heard me drooping in said sample!

And that distinctive bag

 

[tozzybum]

Character building apparently

 

[Stalker62]

... heard me drooping in said sample...

@Sol

OK.

I think I may have a diagnosis for you...

 

[Sol]

@Sol

OK.

I think I may have a diagnosis for you...

gotta love autocorrect some times.

I am praying the results come back as positive I'm sure there's many people on this site that have underlying medical issues for years and years that could never be figured out, one 'positive' is nicer than twenty negatives
If it comes back positive I've probably had it for over a decade ouch!!!

 

[BenBhoy]

gotta love autocorrect some times.

I am praying the results come back as positive I'm sure there's many people on this site that have underlying medical issues for years and years that could never be figured out, one 'positive' is nicer than twenty negatives
If it comes back positive I've probably had it for over a decade ouch!!!

Good luck whatever the results pal