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Not for long…..
With the increasingly wet ‘summers’ we’re all experiencing, there are hoards of the wee hoors descending further and further south below Hadrians Wall.
It’s only a matter of time…..
When they have kilts on then I will let you know...
The ones with kilts on are the good ones, as they don’t bite.
It’s the females you want to avoid!
The £1 Dutch army surplus neck tube/scarf I bought 25 years ago - it's kept me warm on many a frosty morning not to mention helped keep Nordic winds at bay. It's wearing a bit thin now & is tearing next to the seam so last year I bought another - couldn't believe how much they've gone up, it cost me £8!!
Dunwaters
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You’re not alone.First time I borrowed my wife's Volvo.
I did not realise it even had this 'feature'.
I had driven about a mile when I suddenly felt very warm in the groin.
Honestly.
Thought I had developed acute incontinence.
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True tale.
Many moons ago a colleague bought a Volvo 345, white,
he drove it for years and then one day it wouldn’t start, battery was as dead as a maggot.
Since he was a nice guy and we were feeling charitable, we offered him a push start.
After a full lap of the car park, it became manifest that he had no idea how this basic life skill actually worked.
So I hopped into the driver seat. Two good shunts later, still no joy, no hint of a spark, and a dim red glow on the dash.
I carefully examined the dash, both the heated seats and the heated windscreen were on.
Once I switched them off, the car sparked up no problem.
He admitted that he had felt a bit warm now and again but didn’t like to mess with the switches once the car was working.
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The midgeologists seem to think they’re fairly strongly restricted to acid soils, so Essex is probably safe.
S.M. Juan Scheet?According to a sergeant major I once knew, it's 1 sheet each dump...
1? How??According to a sergeant major I once knew, it's 1 sheet each dump...
Fold the piece twice, so it is a smaller square. Then, while it is folded, tear off the small central 'corner' piece so you have a 1cm little circle. Stick your finger through the resulting hole, wipe, and use the small 1 circle piece to clean under your nail!
That sounds like it would only work if you had a pretty firm turd. Any wetness/sticky ness would lead to a disaster!
Has anyone actually tried this?
Ha ha, no, don't try it! It's just military humour.
Spear Chucker
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A wife that wants you out walloping deer for her to sell to her friends in the book club.
randello88
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A semiauto rifle
And the blaser hand sewed leather fornitures
And the blaser hand sewed leather fornitures
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