So - you are attacked by a dog….

[kenbro]

Had one client, I think it was the chap who rescued and retrained American/XL bulldogs long before they were trendy, who was adamant that a thumb or finger up the dogs rectum was a very good bite release move. Never had cause to try it.

In my head I've long thought if it gets that bad an arm sacrificed to buy time whilst directing a pointed object to the chest would be the correct move. Have had a viszla latch on and shake- 'best laid plans' and all that.

I too heard that.
Kb.

 

[Mountain Bug]

Had one client, I think it was the chap who rescued and retrained American/XL bulldogs long before they were trendy, who was adamant that a thumb or finger up the dogs rectum was a very good bite release move. Never had cause to try it.

In my head I've long thought if it gets that bad an arm sacrificed to buy time whilst directing a pointed object to the chest would be the correct move. Have had a viszla latch on and shake- 'best laid plans' and all that.

Do you put the finger in before or after it's been bitten off?

Those bullies are so powerful that killing it quickly would really be the only foolproof solution. Not sure how you would get there. Long knife maybe? Plenty of videos about that show them taking multiple bullets with little to no effect.

I'd rather fight a wolf than a bully any day. Wolf has an off switch and can be submitted.

Edit: I'm not meaning American bulldogs but rather the great big pit or staffy hybrid types


Scott

 

[Fosbery Holster]

This particular dog in the village (half lab) wasn’t aggressive but so annoyingly repetitive in the fact it would jump up and put its paws on your chest wether you wanted it to or not with the result of paw marks on your clothing, the owner would apologise profusely each and every time until l asked would he appreciate it if l stopped the dog from doing this, particularly to me, (I’d seen this dog habitually jumping up at everyone) he replied go ahead, the friendly dog tried again and as it leapt up l raised my knee with such force into its chest it put the poor dog on its back, needless to say it never did it again.

Another event was a neighbour’s rescue dog, now this evil bastard was definitely aggressive when they exercised it the dog had to be muzzled.
I was walking home after exercising my two who were both on leads whilst in the confines of the village when the neighbours came out with the intention of putting the dog into the car without its muzzle or lead well it saw me and my two and came at full pelt towards us and it gripped my GWP by her leg before I had chance to bend my walking stick multiple times over this devil dogs head and then sticking the boot into its ribs even then it didn’t give up so then the boot went into its jaw that seemed to have the desired effect…….it cost the neighbours a £75 vet bill for my dog, l offered a bullet for theirs.

 

[Stalker62]

Those bullies are so powerful that killing it quickly would really be the only foolproof solution. Not sure how you would get there. Long knife maybe? Plenty of videos about that show them taking multiple bullets with little to no effect.

@Mountain Bug

Back in the days of 'black and white', and long before Bullies were 'banned' in the UK...

Long short.

Our team executed a search warrant.

The homeowner's (ironic - it was not a home and the shite did not own it) Bully, latched onto one of the lads' inner thigh.

Fortunately (not always the case in the UK), some of the team were armed, and they emptied a magazine (very carefully - or as carefully as you can when the damn thing is latched on to a colleague) into it. The dog died. They can be killed.

However, the dead dog's jaws still had to be prised off, (broken) my colleague's thigh.

He was left with a scar that would impress a pirate...



My colleague survived this unhappy incident but was never again 'first through the door"...



If you are not armed (in extremis) a finger up the anus (the dog's), can cause the dog enough surprise/pain/pleasure (I made that one up), to give cause for it to be distracted from it's assault.

 

[merlin]

If you are not armed (in extremis) a finger up the anus (the dog's), can cause the dog enough surprise/pain/pleasure (I made that one up), to give cause for it to be distracted from it's assault.

.....to be fair, a rapid and unexpected finger up the arse would probably slacken my jaw somewhat!

Got to go, need to find a dustpan and brush, I've just got biscuit crumbs all down my front......

 

[Mountain Bug]

If you are not armed (in extremis) a finger up the anus (the dog's), can cause the dog enough surprise/pain/pleasure (I made that one up), to give cause for it to be distracted from it's assault.

Maybe we've finally found a proper use for the infamous "butt- out" tool.
Change it enough to skirt patent laws, re-brand it and make your fortune.

What could you name it?


Scott

 

[John Gryphon]

but someone once told me to bash them on the nose like you would a shark

Yeah?

Stand still.

NO!

powder fire extinguishers calm attackers right down as well............

Turns them white too.

that a thumb or finger up the dogs rectum was a very good bite release move

Two of our hunting dogs were at it one day and together locked on, Pete the expert said 'stick ya finger up his arse" NO,you do it...."NO"

 

[Tictac]

Ferrets was always have a bucket of water to hand. If the ferrets latched on to a finger or a thumb you swiftly plunged said hand and attached ferret into said bucket of water. Ferret lets go. There's no latching that overrides a need to avoid a drowning.

Had a Lakeland locked onto a springer, after bending a large metal spoon trying to open his mouth and with no sign of him letting go I covered his nostrils. He didn’t see the need for air, passed out before he let go.

 

[User00056]

Maybe we've finally found a proper use for the infamous "butt- out" tool.
Change it enough to skirt patent laws, re-brand it and make your fortune.

What could you name it?


Scott

The Butt Phuk?

 

[Taff]

Dog attacks are common in Auckland, mainly pit type dogs, a lady was killed near here, while hanging out her washing ,two of her neighbours dogs, the problem is the owners up north are fxxxxxg idiots, usually gang members.

 

[enfieldspares]

Isn't the old Bernard Manning dog fighting joke somewhere?

A stranger walks into a isolated bar in an out of the way village well out in the sticks. Some say indeed that the locals have never even travelled out of the district. And have little knowledge of the world outside their parish. But it is known for those same locals having a love of dog fighting.

The stranger challenges them if any would like to pitch their dogs in fights against his. All try and all see there dogs bested and indeed all killed in a variety of gruesome ends. They've all never seen a dog like it before and are full of admiration and curiosity.

As the stranger goes to leave, taking his animal with him, one of the locals asks "What sort of a breed is that they call your dog then?" The stranger replies "Some they name it a short legged, broad backed, long snouted terrier. Me? No. I just call it an alligator."

 

[dogone]

Punch the dog square in the nose and keep it up. A hand down the throat will also work but you will get hurt.

 

[John Gryphon]

A hand down the throat

It wouldnt have to be in there long,dog would be dead in 20 seconds.

 

[Mountain Bug]

The Butt Phuk?

I think that may be a tough sell in most retail stores.


Scott

 

[sh1kar]

I think that may be a tough sell in most retail stores.


Scott

Except Phuket maybe