Weaknesses

[VSS]

Granary bread
Bread with butter
Bread with cheese
Bread yum !

Home-made focaccia bread with Stilton.
Try it.

 

[Freeforester]

Cheese. I'm a slave to cheese! If a restaurant doesn't offer a cheeseboard on its menu it won't see me again.

 

[Klenchblaize]

K

 

[charlie222]

I used to drink in a pub that sold a Robisons ale for a couple of weeks, I can't remember what it was, but it was like nectar. I needed dragging out the place.

 

[John Gryphon]

Snatch, plain old snatch,any colour any shape even any size ...at times.

The ruination of many a man however.

IE "i would crawl through a quarter mile of broken glass on my hands and knees just to hear her pi$$ in a jam tin"

Other than that any cake with lashings of proper cream.

 

[BenBhoy]

Snatch, plain old snatch,any colour any shape even any size

Aren't they one & the same??

any cake with lashings of proper cream.

 

[BenBhoy]

You clearly mix with a higher calibre of Sheila than I do john...

just to hear her pi$$ in a jam tin"

My Mrs would need a funnel in the jam tin. Or just use a bucket.

 

[VSS]

Aren't they one & the same??

No they're not.
Proper cream is only for cakes and buns and things like that.
That awful sweet squirty cream stuff that comes in a can is for, ah, other things....
(It's about the only palatable use for it).

 

[John Gryphon]

Aren't they one & the same??

You haven't had many if you think so ha ha ha.
You could take a trip to MONA and visit the snatch wall. I`ve been and lets say its "interesting"

Google Search

 

[tackb]

Martini Henry’s. It’s an affliction.

i also have a weakness for falling block rifles

 

[BenBhoy]

You haven't had many if you think so ha ha ha.
You could take a trip to MONA and visit the snatch wall. I`ve been and lets say its "interesting"

Google Search

Is it scratch & sniff??

 

[BenBhoy]

You haven't had many if you think so ha ha ha.
You could take a trip to MONA and visit the snatch wall. I`ve been and lets say its "interesting"

Google Search

oh I know they're all different mate

 

[BenBhoy]

No they're not.
Proper cream is only for cakes and buns and things like that.
That awful sweet squirty cream stuff that comes in a can is for, ah, other things....
(It's about the only palatable use for it).

 

[angel eyes]

When SWMBO and i go out for a curry, anything left over i take home, and eat for breakfast! Mmmm

 

[VSS]

oh I know they're all different mate
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Funny old job, being a shepherd, ain't it? So many roles:
- Athlete
- Gynaecologist
- Pimp
- Dating agent
- Marriage guidance
- Midwife
- Obstetrician
- Night nurse
- Foster parent
- Geriatric specialist
- Pathologist
- Coroner
- Undertaker

 

[BenBhoy]

Funny old job, being a shepherd, ain't it? So many roles:
- Athlete
- Gynaecologist
- Pimp
- Dating agent
- Marriage guidance
- Midwife
- Obstetrician
- Night nurse
- Foster parent
- Geriatric specialist
- Pathologist
- Coroner
- Undertaker

- Dietician
- Mountain rescue!
- Hairdresser

At least im not much of a chiropodist these days!

 

[VSS]

- Dietician
- Mountain rescue!
- Hairdresser

At least im not much of a chiropodist these days!

I knew I'd miss a few off!

 

[John Gryphon]

Is it scratch & sniff??

I had a close examination of a few and I swear some had been licked smooth.

Funny old job, being a shepherd, ain't it? So many roles:

add killer and butcher.

 

[Dickie]

Cheese - neat, on bread, with crackers - cheese.
Cider.
Port
Sometimes port + cider, occasionally rum and port a winter warmer.

 

[BenBhoy]

Sometimes port + cider,

Ohh @tackb will be after you!!