wanting property here?

[John Gryphon]

1800 acres of deer lol.

 

[Demetrius]

Very nice.....how far d'you have to go for a pint of milk?

D.

 

[John Gryphon]

Very nice.....how far d'you have to go for a pint of milk?

D.

The milking shed.

 

[Demetrius]

There's things I'd rather do than milk a bloody cow every morning !!

D.

 

[Mike1979]

Lovely

 

[John Gryphon]

There's things I'd rather do than milk a bloody cow every morning !!

D.

but Demi,you were the one wanting the milk...anyway milkings easy, much the same as having a *ank.

 

[Bo Diddley]

I'm sure there's a Jimmy Saville joke somewhere in the thread

 

[John Gryphon]

I'm sure there's a Jimmy Saville joke somewhere in the thread

nah its more rolf harris

 

[Bo Diddley]

nah its more rolf harris

I asked Jim'll Fix It For Me if I could milk a cow.

He fixed it for me... but I had to do it blindfolded....