Toast - buttered hot or cold

[Freeforester]

I bet you are a real hoot at a party!!
Ok - so given the highly pedantic nature of your post, let me retort.

You clearly don’t read - I made no reference to the bone spoon nor the brown salt, because they were supplementary to the point that if you have a soft boiled egg (I’m assuming that’s what they are) and you dip buttered toast into it then the butter will prevent the yolk from adhering to said toast, thus not giving an equal covering.

It was a bit of a joke that clearly flew so far over your head that you missed it, which is surprising given that the entire thread is a bit of a jokey one.

Lighten up a bit - you never know, it might be a nice day!

It’s been a great week - more toast?
See you no 91 post

 

[tackb]

It’s been a great week - more toast?
See you no 91 post

shocker , tringsaint torpedoes a fun thread ......

 

[Stuart Mitchell]

I'll grant you mercy on this point! I won't take any 'spread' on a takeaway roll. I'm not usually a fussy arse, but a childhood with a mother who used Stork margarine to make buttercream icing has left me with a deep, lasting mistrust of anyone else's decision as to what constitutes an acceptable dairy product.

I get this @Quixote , and you have just unlocked a memory in me.

My mother's own weapon of choice was Echo, which I am thinking is/was a very similar substance. It doesn't seem to be around any more.

I recall having Echo on toast as a lad.

 

[WalkedUp]

My wife was brought up in a family where toast was cold, having been accustomed to it being served in a rack. I was brought up with toast was snaffled straight from the fire or toaster. Many happy memories of squabbling for the toasting fork. However, we both came from families with proper English butter, never kept in a fridge. She’s converted to warm toast and bakes bread daily, sometimes makes butter. My three boys are butter fiends.

When my dad remarried he converted to margarine! Unforgivable. When my mum remarried she converted to spreadable! Likewise. Can you be orphaned by butter? Alas, that’s what it feels like has happened to me

One final ramble: I went into a sandwich shop in Liverpool some nine or ten years ago, the nice woman behind the counter asked: “Do you want grease on your bread?” Unsure what said grease consisted of, I thought it wisest to decline. However I have pondered its ingredients intermittently ever since.

 

[andy R204]

Hot toast with Lidl Deluxe West Country Sea Salted Butter.
Don't use Lurpack or the likes as it's got Bovaer in it.

 

[tackb]

Hot toast with Lidl Deluxe West Country Sea Salted Butter.
Don't use Lurpack or the likes as it's got Bovaer in it.

i heard on the radio last night that they have stopped using it in some countries because it's causing problems with the cattle , we won't obviously because of that swivel eyed loonie milliband

 

[andy R204]

i heard on the radio last night that they have stopped using it in some countries because it's causing problems with the cattle , we won't obviously because of that swivel eyed loonie milliband

Muller are supposed to be stopping the trial.It has caused Bovine deaths,it's absurd to think stopping any animal from farting is saving the planet.
I've checked out what companies are in the Muller & Arla supply chains I don't consume their products.

 

[tackb]

Muller are supposed to be stopping the trial.It has caused Bovine deaths,it's absurd to think stopping any animal from farting is saving the planet.
I've checked out what companies are in the the Muller & Arla supply chains I don't consume their products.

as soon as i heard about the nonsense i refused to use their products

i wonder how many cow farts it takes to be equivalent to the jets that went to COP30 ?

 

[andy R204]

Full Fart Milk

fullfartmilk.info

Worth a check

 

[andy R204]

as soon as i heard about the nonsense i refused to use their products

i wonder how many cow farts it takes to be equivalent to the jets that went to COP30 ?

Several acres of rainforest destroyed for the entities to gain access.Millibrain went twice,clocking up 11,000 air miles.
Anybody who listens to this buller needs their low IQ brain checking...it's nothing but a control,tax grift.

 

[sauer]

And they say cows gas is the problem.......
Yeah......ok......

 

[Gameking]

I'll grant you mercy on this point! I won't take any 'spread' on a takeaway roll. I'm not usually a fussy arse, but a childhood with a mother who used Stork margarine to make buttercream icing has left me with a deep, lasting mistrust of anyone else's decision as to what constitutes an acceptable dairy product.

And Leslie Crowther trying to convince you it was butter I never have 'Butter' offered in Sandwich shops.

 

[TringSaint]

It’s been a great week - more toast?
See you no 91 post

I’ve worked it out!
You are lonely and you want to debate inane crap because you crave human interaction. I get it. Loneliness is a terrible thing.

So, as part of my giving back to the community, I am more then happy to be your ‘friend’.

Message me when you are feeling lonely or just want to talk - I’m always here and will be happy to disagree with you on anything just so you feel the warmth of human ‘contact’

 

[rocketdogbert]

Why do we cook it twice?

 

[VSS]

Why do we cook it twice?

Because it's a good way of using up stale bread that might otherwise be wasted.

 

[rocketdogbert]

Because it's a good way of using up stale bread that might otherwise be wasted.

But I never toast stale bread? Am I doing it wrong?

 

[andy R204]

And they say cows gas is the problem.......
Yeah......ok......

Millibrain should be having a 25kg sack of Bovaer a day to stop all the hot air bull that comes out of his bacon sandwich failed sewerhole.

 

[VSS]

But I never toast stale bread? Am I doing it wrong?

I'm not saying it has to be stale, but I guess that's how the custom began.
I can well remember my mother saying "It'll do for toast" when a loaf went beyond its best. So we had toast for lunch that day, instead of just bread, and the stale loaf didn't get wasted.

 

[BenBhoy]

Ordered, paid my £6.50

I went into somewhere similar recently. Asked if they did breakfast cobs (was posher on inside than I expected) then gave me a menu (for a bacon butty??) Then I saw prices..... instantly knew it was a no from me. Quick (fake) look at menu "mmm" says i "My wife's in the car, I'll just go tell the what you've got, see what she wants" quickly into the empty car & sped away, never to return. Daylight robbery. I'd rather go hungry than spend £7 on a sandwich. Got a snickers & monster instead!

 

[VSS]

I went into somewhere similar recently. Asked if they did breakfast cobs (was posher on inside than I expected) then gave me a menu (for a bacon butty??) Then I saw prices..... instantly knew it was a no from me. Quick (fake) look at menu "mmm" says i "My wife's in the car, I'll just go tell the what you've got, see what she wants" quickly into the empty car & sped away, never to return. Daylight robbery. I'd rather go hungry than spend £7 on a sandwich. Got a snickers & monster instead!

I bet the snickers and the monster cost you best part of seven quid anyway. You might just as well have had the bacon butty (lesser of two evils) instead of filling your belly with junk.
(But it better had of been brown bread, or I'd have been walking out of there too!).