This years must have for the .270 owner ...

[JockStalk]

An old chap from south of aberdeen,
Had a 270 cabinet queen,
He was no cognoscenti,
Recoil it had plenty,
And his sex life involved vaseline

 

[slider]

Rioses are red,
Violets are blue,
The exit from a .270
Is like the morning after vindaloo.

 

[enfieldspares]

For the discerning. 270 owner , this years must have ..

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LOL! But also near the mark with some.

 

[enfieldspares]

And for those .308 Winchester owners (as they imagine themselves behind a 7.62mm NATO L42A1 and they're snipers doing overwatch as an IS Sweep is conducted across the fields of Co. Armagh) I give you these...as seen on eBay. Boots DMS.

 

[jimmer.13]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Use a .270
And load it with lead

 

[Mike1979]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Use a .270
And load it with lead

Shocking behaviour

 

[Swedish]

I have an old Swede, I say it's enough
My mate bought a Creedmoor and now he's a

 

[Malxwal]

There was an odd chap from the 'shire
Who wore all the Kuiu attire
Loved his PRC
He sat down to wee
And men were his other desire

 

[Triumph_Dave]

For those that have watched the 1987 film "spaceballs".. home load and shoot non toxic...

30.06 Ludicrous speed
.270 Ridiculous speed
.308 Light speed...

Dave

 

[JockStalk]

A 270 shooter called 'Stew',
Was boasting how well he could screw,
Until one night in bed,
His frustrated wife said'
"The milkman's much better than you",

With pride and his ego now strained,
He countered with what pride remained,
Saying, "Oh is that so,
I will now have you know,
Your brother has never complained".

 

[Howzat]

My dear old Nan used to collet kindling wood when out with the pram with her new born (my Mum) it went in the tray in the Silver Cross pram.

Silver Cross, very posh.

 

[MTheaded but happy]

Photograph released in The Lancet Journal of a . 270 owners prostate .



The gentleman , who was not named , is said to be comfortable in his Shackleton high chair

 

[Essexsussex]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you can’t handle a 270
A [243, creedmore etc] is for you

I’m waiting for someone to tell me I’ve spelled creedmore wrong.

 

[JockStalk]

A centenarian shooter, or older,
Praised a 270 Win as much bolder,
Than all 6.5,
Dead or alive,
As long as you like pain in your shoulder.

 

[Essexsussex]

A centenarian shooter, or older,
Praised a 270 Win as much bolder,
Than all 6.5,
Dead or alive,
As long as you like pain in your shoulder.

What did you say? Speak up old boy. Let me get my ear trumpet.

 

[VSS]

A stalker from sunny North Wales
made a fortune from venison sales.
His mighty two-seventy
killed deer by the plenty,
as do all of the best Parker-Hales.

 

[Klenchblaize]

Any 270 shooter would need a matching bag to go with those new shoes.
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There's even one for the owners of you know what:

K

 

[oldhamstocks]

And for those .308 Winchester owners (as they imagine themselves behind a 7.62mm NATO L42A1 and they're snipers doing overwatch as an IS Sweep is conducted across the fields of Co. Armagh) I give you these...as seen on eBay. Boots DMS.

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Holy shmoly, getting flashbacks to being physically assaulted for those toecaps not being mirrored enough and/or the rest of the leather not being smoothed out enough by red hot spoons that’ll be why I’m a 7.62mm man albeit in .308 flavour these days

Ps great thread, much fun

 

[Taff]

They look great for hunting sika in the bush.

 

[VSS]

A stalker from sunny North Wales
made a fortune from venison sales.
His mighty two-seventy
killed deer by the plenty,
as do all of the best Parker-Hales.

That stalker from Wales, you see,
started out with an old two-four-three,
but a series of fails
had him biting his nails,
hence why he now shoots a two-seven-tee.