This years must have for the .270 owner ...

A stalker from sunny North Wales
made a fortune from venison sales.
His mighty two-seventy
killed deer by the plenty,
as do all of the best Parker-Hales.
I’ve just added one to the cabinet
Don’t think you will catch me in tartan slippers though 🤣
The .270 win makes a din
Enough to wake the dead
But it ventures where others fear to tread
Reaching out with such a clout 🤣💨
 
There was an ld man from Ealing
Who had a desperate feeling
But talking to his wife
She said don’t get a 6.5
So he got a 270 instead

Although you probably aren’t allowed firearms in Ealing anymore. At least not licensed.
 
My Nan used to wear those as the only heating in her house was an open fire in the front room (which only got lit if there were visitors coming) & a range in the kitchen.
We lived with my nan in such a house until I was 18 our front room fire was never in my memory lit, we huddled around the cast iron mini range in the back room.
Oh but we were happy.
 
Ode to the .270 and Jack O’Connor

Oh, the .270 Winchester bless its old heart,
With dreams of the deer, but poor aim from the start.
In Jack O'Connor’s big hat, he stirs up a scene,
Claiming it’s better than all that you've seen.
With a swagger and smile, like a cowboy in style,
He struts through the woods, just to sit for a while.
“I’ll knock down that elk with one shot,” he will brag,
But the .270's in trouble, it lagged and it lagged.
“Oh, look at me, with my trusty old gun,”
Says Jack and his buddies, out having their fun.
But while they all fumble, and the shots seem so bad,
The elk they just chuckle—“Is this all you had?”
Now enter the hero, the 6.5 PRC,
With precision and power that sets nature free.
It shoots like a dream and hits hard like a truck,
While the .270 just whines, “Oh, please, cut me some slack!”
So here’s to the 6.5, the real king of the hill,
For shots that are lethal and style that can thrill.
And Jack, with his hat, he can keep all his pride,
For in the game of the hunt, it’s the 6.5 that’s the guide!
 
Come on Tim , you can do better than that . We need some new material not more of the same .







P.S . You .270 owners shouldn't get your knickers in a twist .....



It'll make your Tena leak .
You need to tag in the other .270 owners also lol

"Come on Tim , you can do better than that . We need some new material not more of the same"
Swap you a few trips out in the field if you like :tiphat:
You can go first.
 
You need to tag in the other .270 owners also lol

"Come on Tim , you can do better than that . We need some new material not more of the same"
Swap you a few trips out in the field if you like :tiphat:
You can go first.

I already struggle getting the knives from between my shoulder blades , a bullet would really smart .
 
This started as a fun poke at 270 users. It’s edging closer to needing to go into the politics section!!
Poor old creedmoor owners have had years old shite from most of you for doing nothing more than owning a fantastic chambering, 90% of it from luddite .270 owners. Well buddy its time to eat some humble pie so grab a spoon and come get some 😂😂

Like the creedmoor owners are always being told " its just a bit of fun " 😉
So lets have some !
 
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