This years must have for the .270 owner ...
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6mmarc
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Essexsussex
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There was an ld man from Ealing
Who had a desperate feeling
But talking to his wife
She said don’t get a 6.5
So he got a 270 instead
Although you probably aren’t allowed firearms in Ealing anymore. At least not licensed.
Who had a desperate feeling
But talking to his wife
She said don’t get a 6.5
So he got a 270 instead
Although you probably aren’t allowed firearms in Ealing anymore. At least not licensed.
Bavarianbrit
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We lived with my nan in such a house until I was 18 our front room fire was never in my memory lit, we huddled around the cast iron mini range in the back room.
Oh but we were happy.
The boots of the 8x68S owner.
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Deermanagement
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I cannot win..... both .270 and 6.5Cr 
The .243 will do it all though, so any of the others will also 
The .243 will do it all though, so any of the others will also Essexsussex
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But you don’t get the slippers with the 243I cannot win..... both .270 and 6.5Cr
There is the number plate option for the CM owners daily driver
1 GAY
WEM 155
M1 55 M0R
MI5 F 1RE
1T RAN
N0 1D EAR
MTheaded but happy
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Come on Tim , you can do better than that . We need some new material not more of the same .
P.S . You .270 owners shouldn't get your knickers in a twist .....
It'll make your Tena leak .
One on top of two
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Ode to the .270 and Jack O’Connor
Oh, the .270 Winchester bless its old heart,
With dreams of the deer, but poor aim from the start.
In Jack O'Connor’s big hat, he stirs up a scene,
Claiming it’s better than all that you've seen.
With a swagger and smile, like a cowboy in style,
He struts through the woods, just to sit for a while.
“I’ll knock down that elk with one shot,” he will brag,
But the .270's in trouble, it lagged and it lagged.
“Oh, look at me, with my trusty old gun,”
Says Jack and his buddies, out having their fun.
But while they all fumble, and the shots seem so bad,
The elk they just chuckle—“Is this all you had?”
Now enter the hero, the 6.5 PRC,
With precision and power that sets nature free.
It shoots like a dream and hits hard like a truck,
While the .270 just whines, “Oh, please, cut me some slack!”
So here’s to the 6.5, the real king of the hill,
For shots that are lethal and style that can thrill.
And Jack, with his hat, he can keep all his pride,
For in the game of the hunt, it’s the 6.5 that’s the guide!
Oh, the .270 Winchester bless its old heart,
With dreams of the deer, but poor aim from the start.
In Jack O'Connor’s big hat, he stirs up a scene,
Claiming it’s better than all that you've seen.
With a swagger and smile, like a cowboy in style,
He struts through the woods, just to sit for a while.
“I’ll knock down that elk with one shot,” he will brag,
But the .270's in trouble, it lagged and it lagged.
“Oh, look at me, with my trusty old gun,”
Says Jack and his buddies, out having their fun.
But while they all fumble, and the shots seem so bad,
The elk they just chuckle—“Is this all you had?”
Now enter the hero, the 6.5 PRC,
With precision and power that sets nature free.
It shoots like a dream and hits hard like a truck,
While the .270 just whines, “Oh, please, cut me some slack!”
So here’s to the 6.5, the real king of the hill,
For shots that are lethal and style that can thrill.
And Jack, with his hat, he can keep all his pride,
For in the game of the hunt, it’s the 6.5 that’s the guide!
One on top of two
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You need to tag in the other .270 owners also lol
"Come on Tim , you can do better than that . We need some new material not more of the same"
Swap you a few trips out in the field if you like
You can go first.
MTheaded but happy
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You need to tag in the other .270 owners also lol
"Come on Tim , you can do better than that . We need some new material not more of the same"
Swap you a few trips out in the field if you like
You can go first.
I already struggle getting the knives from between my shoulder blades , a bullet would really smart .
Essexsussex
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This started as a fun poke at 270 users. It’s edging closer to needing to go into the politics section!!
Then it should be in Jokes and Funnies from the start.
Knickers?
That's the Creedmoor guys.
Essexsussex
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One on top of two
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Poor old creedmoor owners have had years old shite from most of you for doing nothing more than owning a fantastic chambering, 90% of it from luddite .270 owners. Well buddy its time to eat some humble pie so grab a spoon and come get some
Like the creedmoor owners are always being told " its just a bit of fun "
So lets have some !
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