Wanted white live stoat

[Woodsmoke]

This thread's a stoater

 

[private fraser]

Finally - I get to make one of my Dad's favourite (and possibly worst) jokes...

... are ermine vermine?

Good question, how would you determine ?

 

[stratts]

Whatever temp and levis have to do with it we do have them on a local estate here. I have some live capture traps here that I'll put out if the keeper sees one and try and trap it.
We usually get them in tunnel traps somewhat worse for the experience.

Be careful it doesn't countermine your tunnel traps as I'm sure it would be determined to evade capture and be extermineated!!

 

[User00025]

Border Hills around Dawyck,Stobo, Drumslzier or anywhere in that area where there are a quantity of rabbits. The fellside between Drumelzier and Stanhope in January would be a good bet or Tinnis castle.

please tell me where

 

[Tarvie]

This is the best post ever- I am crying with tears of laughter and as you know I don't post much but this is a corker especially the bit about putting them in a shoe box in the fridge.....struggling to type through the tears.......Tarvie

 

[Casual-T]

This thread's a stoater

...if he can't get hold of one it may be a non-stoater

 

[Woodsmoke]

Boom boom

 

[Monkey Spanker]

Ebay stuffed stoat!
Very photogenic and nobody would ever suspect it wasn't real!

Photoshop may be required to enhance that last one though? It doesn't look white enough!
Saved you a good bit of money there eh?
MS

 

[Cal]

Got to be honest some of these comments have been **** funny and I no my way round photoshop but I'm not a miracle worker God wot are they are they vintage

 

[SimpleSimon]

All these rhyming puns... people have been trying really.hard to get 'em in(e)

 

[Woodsmoke]

They ain't weasily-caught, apparently................

 

[stugun]

A Weasels a weasel and a stoat is stoatally different!!!!

 

[1shot]

Woops!

 

[Cootmeurer]

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't offering money for "the white weasel" somewhat akin to soliciting a prostitute?

 

[MARCBO]

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't offering money for "the white weasel" somewhat akin to soliciting a prostitute?

I thinking the white weasel is the reason to solicit a prostitute.

SS

 

[Woodsmoke]

I thinking the white weasel is the reason to solicit a prostitute

Aren't prostitutes more synonymous with beaver?