A Stalker - Totally *Not* Me, Obvs - Makes a Stupid Boo-Boo

So there's this amateur stalker I know - lovely bloke, sensible, decades of shooting experience, DSC.1, getting towards 100 solo deer to his credit, even carries the BASC "Closed Deer Seasons" card in his wallet - who decides on an outing yesterday.

He's reconnoitred one of his permissions and identified a group of roe that should be in an advantageous position for a shot at about 1500 hrs.

He arrives, and there they are, out on a ploughed and freshly-sown field. He stalks in to 250 yards, but can't get any closer without risk of being spotted; suddenly a tractor arrives on the neighbouring farm, and obligingly startles the roe which move in to 175 yards from him. Game on!

He glasses the group, and immediately spots a chunky young buck, antlers in velvet, at the left edge of the bevy, accompanied by 5 does. Buck. Antlers. Buck. Antlers. Buck...

Rifle up on the sticks, he uses the antlers as his Go/No Go guide. Crosshairs at mid-body, just behind the foreleg...

TIiish-pok!

The buck drops in his shadow. Not even a hind leg "bicycles." Our hero has a quiet preen at having achieved an instant, humane kill.

He drags the buck several hundred yards upslope to a plantation in which he's previously prepared a tree branch for a suspended gralloch. He accomplishes what is for him an exemplary job: "Hoop to snoot" in a one-er.

Only as he's removing the buck's wedding tackle does the awful realisation hit him between the eyes: He's just coolly, calmly and deliberately PID'd a roe buck, then shot it out of season despite its having been accompanied by no fewer than five eligible does...

Well, I can state emphatically that he's learned a lesson: Don't go on to Autopilot when stalking.

Of course, none of us ace stalkers would ever ever drop a b*****k like that, would we, lads?

Lads?

Anyone?


maximus otter
 
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Not the first and won't be the last.
Plenty of deer are shot deliberately out of season, and a fair number accidentally.
I've done it myself. My first and only CWD. Nobody told me there were CWD on the farm, just fallow and muntjac, so when a small deer, that obviously wasn't a fallow, appeared in front of me I shot it without hesitation. I was very surprised, on approaching the downed animal, to discover that it wasn't what I thought it was.
 
Lets remember we are only humane.
Last time i went out with my roe deer mentor i missed 5 roe.
Why because i had altered my scope ( what a prize prat )
Just hope he invites me out again scope now set at 100yds.
So to all newbies learn by my mistake don't believe every thing you read
 
Nope.....wouldn't happen to anyone on the SD site....... Apart from the person I see in the mirror every morning who shot a lovely Roe doe - only to find it was a shed buck........ooops......mind you, the stalker I was out with hadn't noticed either, so that made me feel slightly less bad!
Wouldn't need to worry about trifles like that now obviously up here!
 
Lets remember we are only humane.
Last time i went out with my roe deer mentor i missed 5 roe.
Why because i had altered my scope ( what a prize prat )
Just hope he invites me out again scope now set at 100yds.
So to all newbies learn by my mistake don't believe every thing you read
If you had gone for the middle one, you would have hit one of em.
 
Exemplary deer management practitioners aside, we at The Stalking Directory are duty-bound to share our demonstrable knowledge of Best Practice in the interest of Novice advancment.

With the above in mind I would caution against head/neck shooting roe deer in Winter if encountered slumbering beneath a snow-dusted laurel.

K
 
Bryan wished they were in a group might have hit one.
But they were all separate shots.
At least the next stalker as deer that are not worried as they will think it is me and they are safe.

As they were laughing at me last time :stag: :rofl:
 
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