Baiting/ feeding?

[Franchi Matt]

He is a very lonely man.

 

[Smellydog]

At least he has tried to give the foxes one of their five a day with a slice of satsuma, how very strange!

I never noticed that. That's just freaking weird

 

[Bo Diddley]

Ken, are you by any chance auditioning for a slot on Rob Brydon's Truth or Lie program?
Best chuckle I've had so far today

 

[Smellydog]

He is a very lonely man.

Ever bloody likely!

 

[camodog]

Not even wholemeal or granary bread....... and highly processed boiled ham ! No self-respecting fox would eat that rubbish..!
Along slightly similar lines, I had a local builder working for me last week. He was telling me about a chap he was doing work for in the village who had a rather problem. A tidy, house, a few hens, bird feeders everywhere, you get the idea. Chaps an accountant. Well, he was catching 'his' rats in cage-traps and taking them to release at our local nature reserve & down another local lane ! FFS....Unbelievable FFS ! They sure do walk amongst us !
Enjoy your pre-baited foxing !

 

[kenbro]

Tell him to rap it in cling film so you can enjoy a nice ham sandwich while waiting for his foxes to come along

They actually look disgusting when close up.
Ken.

 

[Smellydog]

They actually look disgusting when close up.
Ken.

You sandwich tart....lol

 

[Len the dog]

They actually look disgusting when close up.
Ken.

So a bit like Subway then?

 

[kenbro]

Alternatively, gather them up, follow him home, chuck them in his garden. Five evening should do the trick. In fact we could do bets on the number of nights etc.

Nice idea, but that would deprive me and give him what he wants if the foxes cotton onto where their grub goes and follow it.
I know where he lives and he’s only about 250 metres from where he dumps the food.
Ken.

 

[Franchi Matt]

Ever bloody likely!

Yeah, I mean we all know someone who talks to an animal/bird like they talk the same language right? I think its an OAP trait.... I'm semi retired so expexting to be having long drawn out conversations with squirrels any day now

 

[Len the dog]

I'm semi retired so expexting to be having long drawn out conversations with squirrels any day now

Right up to the point where you squeeze the trigger? A bit cold hearted if I may be so bold.

 

[Franchi Matt]

Right up to the point where you squeeze the trigger? A bit cold hearted if I may be so bold.

Bold away Len I've no idea of my senile regression will take me....

 

[kenbro]

Yeah, I mean we all know someone who talks to an animal/bird like they talk the same language right? I think its an OAP trait.... I'm semi retired so expexting to be having long drawn out conversations with squirrels any day now

Wifey talks to me like I understand sometimes!
K

 

[bottletopbill]

Stop being nasty he tells the other half he eat his sandwich like we do. to keep the peace indoors.

Better killing a few foxes than himself and a cheap bait for you.

 

[Foxyboy43]

Wifey talks to me like I understand sometimes!
K

She is a keeper or…….

 

[kenbro]

She is a keeper or…….

Only had this one for 39 years so not decided yet

 

[bottletopbill]

Done 35 years still needs improvements but I now moan when I am out in the woods.
That way I get less moaning back from the boss .

 

[Smellydog]

Only had this one for 39 years so not decided yet

36 for me. I decided years ago be she keeps coming back!

 

[bottletopbill]

Sorry but was saying why he dumped is sandwich.

 

[Foxyboy43]

Only had this one for 39 years so not decided yet

Aye - best to keep her guessing……