bugger all

[timbrayford]

Of course if you'd prefer, I have a fridge full of chilled bugger all....

Is this the same price as the unchilled bugger all ? If so I shall have some of the chilled bugger all but not if it is at premium price as I don't want to pay extra for bugger all. atb Tim

 

[Mungo]

Story told by my father, who swore it was true:

Working in Tanzania in the late 70s. Had a major disagreement with his boss (the head of the Tanzanian National Parks Service).

Came to a head at a large meeting, where the boss yelled at him, in front of about 30 onlookers: 'Dr. Bell! I have had enough of your insubordination! You think I know f*cking nothing - when in fact I know f*ck all!'.

'Yes sir, I agree entirely'.

 

[highseat6.5]

This thread is stupid , there's bugger all on it ......................... ...

 

[willie_gunn]

Is this the same price as the unchilled bugger all ? If so I shall have some of the chilled bugger all but not if it is at premium price as I don't want to pay extra for bugger all. atb Tim

I am afraid the chilling comes at a premium price......it's a 10% markup on account of the extra cost. So that makes it 110% of bugger all.

 

[Eyefor]

Sorry.

I have to totally disagree with several of the posts on here which are offering bugger all when, in fact, they offer cardboard boxes, empty glasses and even a fridge?

Therefore, in order to comply to UK Trading Standards requirements please attached a true picture of bugger all.

 

[fbrad]

have you all been out in the sun to long?

 

[charadam]

Swarovski - have you found bugger all yet?

If you have, you will not need bugger all but if you have not found bugger all yet I have bugger all for you.

I found it down the back of the sofa!

It will cost bugger all to post so please let me have your postal address and I will send bugger all.

​

 

[jimo]

My wife thinks I'm doing bugger all but I can't be because I'm reading this thread.

 

[snowy]

My wife thinks I'm doing bugger all but I can't be because I'm reading this thread.

Just goes to show that yet another wife knows bugger all .

 

[swarovski]

Buggering around for bugger all, well I'll be buggered

 

[Dalua]

All this talk of buggery brings to mind my old school, of which one of the few notable old boys was a lawyer called F E Smith, later Lord Birkenhead.

Amusing anecdote:
A 1924 entry in Evelyn Waugh’s diary states that an English High Court judge presiding in a sodomy case sought advice on sentencing from Lord Birkenhead.
"Could you tell me," he asked, "what do you think one ought to give a man who allows himself to be buggered?"
Birkenhead replied without hesitation, "Oh, thirty shillings or two pounds; whatever you happen to have on you."

 

[timbrayford]

All this talk of buggery brings to mind my old school, of which one of the few notable old boys was a lawyer called F E Smith, later Lord Birkenhead.

Amusing anecdote:
A 1924 entry in Evelyn Waugh’s diary states that an English High Court judge presiding in a sodomy case sought advice on sentencing from Lord Birkenhead.
"Could you tell me," he asked, "what do you think one ought to give a man who allows himself to be buggered?"
Birkenhead replied without hesitation, "Oh, thirty shillings or two pounds; whatever you happen to have on you."

 

[swarovski]

Was going to the cla tomorrow until I checked the gunfund, bugger all in it, its gone to fund my rebarrel

 

[charadam]

You have rejected by inaction my offer of bugger all posted to you for bugger all.

I will therefore approach my solicitors, Bugger All, Bugger All, Bugger All & Partners for advice.

As I am a family member this will cost me bugger all.

Do you wish to reconsider my offer of bugger all found down the back of the sofa or am I to understand that the legal process would mean bugger all to you?

 

[FrenchieBoy]

Yes, I've got a box full....help yourself

That box full of bugger all looks interesting. If Swarovski only wants half the box I will take the other half off your hands to add to my collection of bugger all!
p.s. It seems that the more bugger all I get the less I have so can I pay you for it when my collection of bugger all is complete please?

 

[willie_gunn]

That box full of bugger all looks interesting. If Swarovski only wants half the box I will take the other half off your hands to add to my collection of bugger all!
p.s. It seems that the more bugger all I get the less I have so can I pay you for it when my collection of bugger all is complete please?

FrenchieBoy

It's your lucky day! I've just imported a fresh consignment of bugger all from the continent - guaranteed disease free and of a good vintage:

​willie_gunn

 

[I. Farticus]

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The good thing is that Bugger All requires a Bugger All Maintenance Contract, and given previous attempts to Maintain Bugger All, these are contracts that are worth Bugger All anyway

 

[swarovski]

You have rejected by inaction my offer of bugger all posted to you for bugger all.

I will therefore approach my solicitors, Bugger All, Bugger All, Bugger All & Partners for advice.

As I am a family member this will cost me bugger all.bugger off

Do you wish to reconsider my offer of bugger all found down the back of the sofa or am I to understand that the legal process would mean bugger all to you?

bugger me people want bugger all for nothing these days now bugger off

 

[swarovski]

Ive still yot bugger all, I suppose its better than diddly squat

 

[charadam]

I could let you have some whammel, made with eggs.