Get a job with DVLA. The work must be tedious beyond belief. However, you won't ever have to do any, nor go to work, so you can spend your days doing whatever you like. Good job security, excellent pension and while the pay might not be high, it's a **** sight more than deserved for the work done. Any sign of trouble, just go on long term sick leave owing to stress for a year or so, then re-evaluate.