Contents of a not-so-little boy’s pockets

[gonzo]

..... What do you mean, you don’t have a gun room?

I seriously looked at just bringing the whole house up to gunroom spec. Than could just leave them everywhere and it would be fine.

 

[Foxyboy43]

why did the butler put your mod back on? he should be trained better

Indeed so SJ. Sadly Francois (an old family retainer, served with Grandpapa in the East African Bicycles don’t you know, is getting on in years and ever since that nasty incident with those two nuns and the mysterious loss of his bicycle clips he keeps himself to himself nowadays. I hasten to add that nothing was ever proved indeed the local bishop in Swaziland was delighted to welcome them and their twins.
Now not many people know this but he used to post regularly on the SD site but such was the, ahem, unfortunate nature of the contents he regularly had problems with those moderators as well.
Silly ol’ Francois.

 

[Dunwaters]

Ahah! Excellent point re the kit, well done that man.
Err, on your irrefutable logic may one assume then that the jacket’s owner is never even close to said oven?

I have convinced my wife that the smell from the jacket stays on the jacket.
I smell of Old Spice and Fahrenheit.
Separate bedrooms help the illusion.

 

[trickie]

It’s pleasing to read, that I’m not the only one who thinks that “the stairs” are a suitable transit stop for my gear

 

[tozzybum]

The rifle gets locked up ,the gear hides in its bag out of sight ,if I did an F.B omg.
The wife would have 2 fleshy round earrings and I would be soprano

 

[Alantoo]

Mistake

 

[Johno2486]

Well thank you for that advice. Presumably you meant “breached”?

 

[nicowilson]

Not quite the support I was hoping for!
For clarity - the table, chairs and Ipad were not in my pockets. Just saying.

Why do you need pink candles for foxing?

 

[Foxyboy43]

Why do you need pink candles for foxing?

Bugger! Oh very well spotted N but no cigar….
They are actually a new line of strawberry-flavoured suppositories, carelessly left aside by Francois in his rush to get me into trouble with the sainted Mrs FB.
Thank you for asking, your question means a lot to me…..

 

[Liveonce]

I can potentially see why you got no foxes, you forgot the magazine for the gun, silly billy I have only ever forgotten the bolt

 

[Ratel]

For that spirited assistance your name is going on mein liszt!

Who said it wasn't locked away before bed. I can't believe some folk FB.

 

[Foxyboy43]

I can potentially see why you got no foxes, you forgot the magazine for the gun, silly billy I have only ever forgotten the bolt

How very dare you L! Silly billy!
When you get to a certain age you find that the benefits of a blind magazine become increasingly critical useful.
Never forgot the bolt myself of course but my friend tells me that a Remmy .308 bolt does fit in a Remmy .222 very nicely but he won’t tell me how he knows….

 

[Foxyboy43]

Who said it wasn't locked away before bed. I can't believe some folk FB.

Only a fool would disagree sir!

 

[Jagare]

I have the very same candle holder and it has been known to have the occasional scented candle.in it. Normally when the dog has bad wind. But what would its use be on a foxing outing ?

 

[Liveonce]

if you get a knock on the door following the posting of the picture, can I have the fox caller please as it will be of no use to you also the wife would like the candle holder with candles of course

 

[Foxyboy43]

I have the very same candle holder and it has been known to have the occasional scented candle.in it. Normally when the dog has bad wind. But what would its use be on a foxing outing ?

Hate to rain on your proverbial - your beloved has been keeping a secret - see post No.49!
I think this is the new 7-shot magazine version for very serious err, problems……

 

[FrenchieBoy]

I have the very same candle holder and it has been known to have the occasional scented candle.in it. Normally when the dog has bad wind. But what would its use be on a foxing outing ?

To burn the new Rabbit smelling tea lights in to attract Charlie with of course!
Some of you shooters need to try to keep up with the times!

 

[Foxyboy43]

if you get a knock on the door following the posting of the picture, can I have the fox caller please as it will be of no use to you also the wife would like the candle holder with candles of course

Ah the spirit of friendship is alive and well on SD. Of course you can and you are so right, in fact why wait for the at all when I can send Francois round with both right now. In fact keep him, pleeeezzz!

 

[Foxyboy43]

To burn the new Rabbit smelling tea lights in to attract Charlie with of course!
Some of you shooters need to try to keep up with the times!

Well there is a thing! Everyday a skool day.
I knew letting Francois do some shopping on the ol’ magic lantern thingy was a mistake. Mind you they really do taste just like strawberries……

 

[Smellydog]

Going off on a tangent. My Mrs brings the dog some bacon like treats.
I've no idea what they taste like but they pong of bacon, in fact they smell more bacony than any bacon I've cooked!
I often wondered if they would work on Charlie.