I heard there is a toilet right near to the memorial, that's where he went. It is closed at the moment, apparently due to COVID but no idea on that score. There is nowhere private to pop off to in London to pee. Of course he didn't see the memorial, he just had to go. Toilet shut. Got to go. Nowhere to go.
He went.
When he saw himself on social media and realised how it looked, the guy went into Essex police station, explained his error and apologised profusely.
They gave him a criminal record and 14 days inside.
World's gone mad if you ask me.