Elf on shelf!

[Dave_45]

Turkey = not for me.

Ham, beef, chicken , pigs in blankets , roasties , mash, various roasted and steamed veg, enough gravy to float a battleship.



That’s the main event for me after the kids and family opening gifts.

 

[BenBhoy]

@Andyquadra think I'll get my morning caffeine at work tomorrow!

 

[Andyquadra]

@Andyquadra think I'll get my morning caffeine at work tomorrow!

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Some from last year

 

[Jagare]

I put up my tree every year plus some lights. I don't want to turn into a complete grumpy old c##t. I'll be spending Christmas with my daughter in Brighton this year. I am looking forward to seeing children, grandchildren, and lunch with some old friends.

 

[Tim.243]

I put up my tree every year plus some lights. I don't want to turn into a complete grumpy old c##t. I'll be spending Christmas with my daughter in Brighton this year. I am looking forward to seeing children, grandchildren, and lunch with some old friends.

Guess the stainless fairy lights have turned up...?

 

[Jagare]

Guess the stainless fairy lights have turned up...?

I told my daughter to expect a package. They may be a tad heavy to hang off her small Christmas tree, though.

 

[Tim.243]

I told my daughter to expect a package. They may be a tad heavy to hang off her small Christmas tree, though.

The tracking package is showing 12-2.30pm

 

[basil]

The only two worthwhile things about christmas are ..
A roast dinner with extra trimmings and a decent bottle of Port.
Every thing else you can keep.

 

[User00056]

@Andyquadra think I'll get my morning caffeine at work tomorrow!

Sorted the wee shite for you

 

[Scarpa]

He's getting worse.

 

[User00056]

He's getting worse.

Is it just me, or does she have quite a nice arse?

 

[Scarpa]

Is it just me, or does she have quite a nice arse?

I have to admit that I'd shelf that elf any day

 

[Smellydog]

 

[Scarpa]

Now that's what I call stringing Xmas decorations.

 

[Will the chippy]

 

[jimmer.13]

 

[jimmer.13]

 

[Cootmeurer]

A big lot of scrooges on here. On top of that, where on earth did you hear that Turkey is a Christmas dish? Turkey is for thanksgiving, Christmas is either a goose or a roast….

I’m one of those that is all on board for Christmas, but quite glad my children are old enough we didn’t need to do that elf silliness.

 

[jimmer.13]

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Love the idea that Santa was smacked of his tits on magic mushrooms.
Makes sense if you can be arsed to read it.

 

[BenBhoy]

Makes sense if you can be arsed to read it

That was my problem at school - "can't be arsed to read it Sir!"